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Knowledge pursues me but I am faster.......

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.......

.......One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject…

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.



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What's my line (or ideas below my station) ....

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Our Nige is a green Midas
(Like Percy in Black Adder)
Can you guess the station,
(the clue could not be sadder)

Following on from Dazzle Dust's ace post 'Underground themed Fancy dress party' .... can anyone guess the underground station depicted here ..... first in a possible series .....
30th Oct 2008, 21:09   | tags:comments (27)

Sprocket's in the pumpkin pile ....

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At our local superstore
They have a new promotion
Kylie pushing Halloween,
It's caused a real commotion.

Sprocket's in the pumpkin pile,
He wants a sneaky peek,
The closest he'll ever get
To going cheek to cheek.

I feel somewhat penitent,
Of the joke he is the butt,
'cos Kylie is a cut out,
No chance of the illusive rut ....

Laughed so much at Sprocket's and Joker's comments on Mandy's highlighted post 'Messing around in the Pumpkin Patch' that I felt compelled to post this ...


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29th Oct 2008, 19:47   | tags:comments (6)

FF took a tumble ......

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FF took a tumble
And has a nasty bruise
I've put her in a wheelchair
(It's part of a clever ruse)

I'll let her loose in London,
And mayhem will ensue,
She'll sabotage the treasure hunt
And I'll run off with the clue!

a follow-up to my last post .....
Really sorry to hear (and see, in graphic detail!) that Filbert Fox has had a really bad fall :(
I hope that the recovery will be a speedy one (see FF's post Arse to Ankle) ...... meanwhile I hope that this raises a grin ..... :)
26th Oct 2008, 17:09   | tags:comments (7)

X marks the spot ......

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Thought I'd help promote the XDRTB.org's "What is the question" treasure hunt. Look on Moblog's Findme blog for the competition ........
18th Oct 2008, 18:33   | tags:comments (9)

Squaring the circle .... or Kyoob gets wed ....

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When Chris married Julie,
The question was in the air,
He had us all wondering,
Would the ring be round or square?

Congratulations to Chris (Kyoob) and Julie, wishing you many happy years together ......
11th Oct 2008, 18:44   | tags:comments (8)

The sacred art of stealing ...... the show!

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Back to the Christopher Brookmyre titles ……

CONGRATULATIONS to Dhamaka for her, well deserved, win in the Sony Ericsson competition to provide a set of photographs to be used in Mike Figgis’s film, ‘Life Captured’ ……


The carpet it was lilac,
When we knew it should be red,
Sprocket was Mr Fixit,
God bless his cowboy hatted head!

Dhamaka, queen of the carpet,
She really stole the show,
When it comes to sashaying,
Just watch that lady go ...
4th Oct 2008, 19:14   | tags:comments (10)

Rich's dream ......

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....... 'This would be the perfect opportunity to build two really really large Trebuchets. I have a dream of a nationwide network of trebuchets flinging stuff and people about' .....
19th Sep 2008, 21:00   | tags:comments (7)

"A Big boy did it and ran away ......"

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Another Christopher Brookmyre title ....... couldn't resist after seeing Goode's post of Electric Sheep and his unfortunate hair ;-)
14th Sep 2008, 22:12   | tags:comments (5)