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Knowledge pursues me but I am faster.......

If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit.......

.......One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject…

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.



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No. 98 Secret Santa (9) The No Bell Prize Winners ......

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This santa and his helper,
Are really very wise,
Having lost their little ding dong,
Do they get the No Bell Prize?

....... probably the worst pun so far ...... well, it is late ......
14th Dec 2007, 23:16   | tags:comments (18)

No. 97 Secret Santa (8) Away in a Ranger ...

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This Santa Claus is in the pink,
Well, it's his favourite shade,
He's left us now for Africa,
But his presence will not fade ....

He's driving safari jeeps,
(he's no stranger to danger)
I think it is fair to say,
He's Away in a Ranger .....
13th Dec 2007, 19:41   | tags:comments (11)

No. 96 Secret Santa (7) Not a Dog in a Manger ....

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This santa is well disguised,
He's even fooled his dog,
I bet he now wishes
He'd never seen this blog .....

Not a dog in a manger,
I know he loves a farce,
His butler's got the lotion
To sooth his tender _________
11th Dec 2007, 20:09   | tags:comments (22)

No.95 Secret Santa (7) 'Good Jest You Merry Gentlemen'

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This santa likes to drive,
He also likes to jest,
He always makes me laugh,
He really is the best .....
10th Dec 2007, 21:10   | tags:comments (11)

No. 94 Secret Santa (6) Yule know this one for sure .....

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This santa likes to ride,
He also likes to draw,
A designer cowboy,
Yule know this one for sure .....
9th Dec 2007, 18:24   | tags:comments (19)

No. 93 Secret Santa (5) Who the Dickens? ......

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This santa loves to move,
She's a red robed queen of dance,
She'll be out there twirling,
If you give her half a chance.

Her moves are rich and smooth,
Like brandy from a barrel,
Who the Dickens am I kidding,
It's our very own Christmas ________
8th Dec 2007, 10:14   | tags:comments (14)

No. 92 Secret Santa (4) Hark the Happy Archers Sing ......

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Hark the happy Archers sing,
News of immense joy they bring ...
Peace on earth and mercy mild
This fine couple are 'with child' .....

Not really a 'Secret Santa' ...... just my way of saying a big 'Congratulations' to a lovely Moblog couple :) .....

.....and the reason they are in a chimney? .... well, it's because they are a well sooted couple ....;)
7th Dec 2007, 15:12   | tags:comments (11)

No. 91 Secret Santa (3) Merry Christmice ....

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This Santa Claus gets her kicks
Indulging the wildlife,
She's a really lovely lady
Who has overcome much strife ...

Her home is an open house
To all ceatures great and small,
She's a real St Francis,
An example to us all .....
6th Dec 2007, 21:17   | tags:comments (9)