The Damndest Thing

by Melinda

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

Why the HELL would you want to know more?
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Soooooo....Guess who found out they are alergic to dextromethorphan last night?
26th Aug 2004, 15:58   comments (7)

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25th Aug 2004, 19:25   comments (3)

Tripleplus STRONG

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This is not a cup of coffee.
This is three espressos in a coffee cup.

Who's tired?

Melinda's tired. zzZZZzzzzzz *snork* zzzzzzzz...
25th Aug 2004, 15:55   comments (2)

Can'o'death.

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Environmentally friendly deadly toxins.

Wouldn't want to poison the atmosphere while omitting a sphere of the food
chain...
25th Aug 2004, 15:25   comments (8)

Stock footage

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Device still busted.
As you can see, this is one watergun fight I did not win.
Ah well.

Considering the purchase of a Motorola v400.
Hmmmm.

23rd Aug 2004, 18:01   comments (4)

Cakes

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Made these rather last minute for a birthday party on Saturday.

As my device is in the shop I had to rely on other people's devices, and
here's what I got.

The first cake is a jalepeno chocolate cake with a hazelnut cayenn frosting
in the middle. It's kind of hard to make out, but it's a giant mutating
cake-monster being thwarted by the Tick! The Tick's speech bubble says
"Watch out, little super-chum!! THIS cake bites BACK! SPOOOOOOON!"

The other is, as you can probably tell, a giant domino.
It was a chocolate/raspberry cake with a chocolate mousse filling and dark
chocolate glaze.

3rd Aug 2004, 20:59   comments (8)

Stock Footage

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I miss my device.
I miss it horribly.
Every fucking day there's so much to take pictures of and I'm reduced to
mental imaging alone.





Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Ah well.
It's 33 and HHHAAAAZZZZYYYYY in Toronto today. Feels like 38.


Wauugh.
29th Jul 2004, 15:36   comments (10)

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This is Jocelyn, the newest member of my extended Delhi family.
She's quiet, thoughtful, and at less than eight weeks she's already focussed
and right there with you.

We had a very in-depth discussion on the edibility of auntie Melinda's
finger.
26th Jul 2004, 19:33   comments (7)