The Damndest Thing

by Melinda

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

Why the HELL would you want to know more?
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Stock Footage

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My device is busticated.
DOH!

It's gonna be in the shop for up to two weeks, but meanwhile I have lots of
photos I've never posted because I didn't have time!!

This buggy has taken 4 years to put together, and belongs to a man in Port
Dover whose name I cannot remember because I have turtle-eggs in my brain.
23rd Jul 2004, 19:13   comments (7)

The Answer To:

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What can you do with the peel after you ate the orange.


He didn't even seem to notice it. He certainly wasn't upset in the least by
it, even the head-flap...

Hmm. Raver turtle.

20th Jul 2004, 16:16   comments (12)

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Fet Night.
Long dress.
Nipple tape.
I was a bad girl so he took pictures.
19th Jul 2004, 20:06   comments (31)

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19th Jul 2004, 18:08   comments (4)

Quick note to my moblog friends...

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Hi guys,
I haven't turned my back on moblog, I'm just... too... busy!!!
Boss goes out of town for two weeks starting Monday, until then it's work
work work!
See ya Monday!

Mel.
15th Jul 2004, 17:26   comments (7)

Made Me A Shirt

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Picture quality is shitty. And my mirror is FILTHY.
*embarassed*

I was bored sitting around my house last night, so I took a shirt and made a
new "shirt".
I'm thinking I could sell these things easy, what's your opinion?

(try to ignore that I'm in my panties...)
(yes, I'm sucking in)
9th Jul 2004, 16:06   comments (28)

Rated AA

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What I wanna know is this: why don't they make penis flavored condoms?

You can get fruit flavored condoms... chocolate... bubble gum...
MARSHMALLOW for fuck's sake...

What about a condom for the girl who LIKES the taste of cock?!

She wants to be safe, but she doesn't want a banana-cock or a strawberry cock or apri-cock... she wants COCK! MAN-COCK DAMMIT.


I'm just looking out for the single girls out there.
And for that matter, why aren't there man-cock flavored dildos?

Geez.
6th Jul 2004, 15:17   comments (40)

Damp

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Or, more accurately, wet.

If I had quicktime I'd upload the short film of a little paper boat I made
to brave the street-side rapids... after fifteen feet it sank. Poo.

Check out the double-decker tour bus... now those are some HARDCORE tourists
that stuck around on top! Isn't the guide the bomb for staying up with
them?

Dah BOMB, y0!
5th Jul 2004, 22:45   comments (17)