The Damndest Thing

by Melinda

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

Why the HELL would you want to know more?
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Tori: Speed Fauxhawk Lunchtime!!

My wife is in town oh so briefly.
One of the things she really wanted to fit in was me cutting her hair (to
get rid of her gnatty dreads), and so out of desperatiion we scheduled
ourselves to do it on my lunchbreak today...

Madness I tell you!!

She had wire and charms all tied in there, it was crazy. I wish I'd had
more time to really finish her up before rushing back to the office... but I
think it turned out pretty fine considering the required haste!
Her next step will be bleaching it platnum blonde, but unfortunately there
REALLY wasn't enough time to do THAT over lunch.
Ah well.

Ain't mah wife purty?
14th Jun 2004, 19:46   comments (10)

Near work...

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Construction ahead!

Right lane ends!

Pull left!

Then down???
11th Jun 2004, 20:15   comments (5)


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He just sat there.
He drank his beer, ordered another, and just sat there.
He never moved.
I caught myself thinking that in a past life I might have been that man.
Just sitting there.
I wondered where time had taken him.
He looked over at me more than once and caught me wondering.
He caught me taking this picture.
As we got up to leave, he looked me right in the eyes.
"i was young and beautiful once," he said gravely.
I nodded and smiled sheepishly.
"That's why I took your picture," I said. "Because you still are."
He didn't smile.
He nodded once and turned back to the bar. And he just sat there.
11th Jun 2004, 19:30   comments (9)


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Okay kids... What's the MIDDLE symbol mean?
9th Jun 2004, 17:39   comments (34)

Beer anyone?

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Dave's making fun of my reaction to his bucket of beer.
7th Jun 2004, 20:15   comments (8)


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Uh oh. Our office building is buring down!!!!

No it's not. False alarm.
It's good to know that young, hot college men are on call for our disasters.

We do have an awful lot of false alarms.
7th Jun 2004, 19:11   comments (2)


Sometimes I get sick.
Sometimes estrogen gets the better of me.
I'm left lying on a couch with nothing to do but be miserable and alone and
Thought can often drive me to the floor.
I think so much that I feel it. I feel it so much it can hurt.
Then it hurts so much I cry, then I cry so hard I puke.
If I puke too much I bleed. That's always fun.
I suppose if I bleed so much I might die. At the very least it might end
the thinking.

These are not good times to be a camera taking pictures of me.

(don't worry. i'll be right as rain soon enough.)
(hmm. self perpetuated drama. how stupid.)
7th Jun 2004, 17:11   comments (14)


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What kind of Saturdays, he asks...
4th Jun 2004, 22:42   comments (5)