The Damndest Thing

by Melinda

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

Why the HELL would you want to know more?
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What do you mean there's no Jamesons?
What, not even the twelve year old?? NONE AT ALL?!?!

Sheesh, and you call yourselves a liquor store.

*snivelling* You don't even have a little bottle in the back? You know, the
one you guys keep for break time? I don't care if it's open... please?

Krug? What the fuck's a Krug?
It's a DRINK??
Deutchland Krug.......

HOLY BALLS ON BITCHES, this bottle's the size of my HEAD.
You mean people actually put something called KRUG in their mouths? I mean,
call me crazy but it sounds like the German word for toilet scum to me.

Uh, pardon officer?
Yes, I know LCBO is run by the government.
Well yes, I guess that would make this a government property.

Uh... oh... no, I didn't know it is illegal to take photos of government
No.. no, I'll leave quietly.
Thank you for not arresting me or taking my camera.
Can I just buy a.. uh... okay. No please don't ban me.


26th Mar 2004, 15:08   comments (4)

Read Doctorow's Latest?

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A little slice of EST.
25th Mar 2004, 15:23   comments (3)


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The view from beneath my pillow.
Scenic, ain't it?

This is as long as I can bring myself to look at a computer for now.
More fun later. When brain stops leaking through eyesockets.
24th Mar 2004, 15:41   comments (5)


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Fun with rollers!

22nd Mar 2004, 22:00   comments (8)


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This new carving at a local university seems innocent enough until you look
at what the hands are doing. 'Oh my, let me catch that wheat for you, and
while I'm there may I fondle your crotch?' They gaze longlingly into each
other's eyes as he massages his friend's shoulder and blatantly strokes his
crop! (so to speak)

Also please note the unnecessary presence of nipples.
22nd Mar 2004, 17:05   comments (4)

Going up...

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19th Mar 2004, 16:54   comments (2)


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19th Mar 2004, 16:04   comments (4)

PattyDay Rave

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Just decorating and testing the systems for tonight... oOOooOOoo... pretty!

17th Mar 2004, 21:31   comments (2)