The Damndest Thing

by Melinda

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

Why the HELL would you want to know more?
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This is what I look like after a bottle of wine.
I think a good quote would be "Nggyyyaaaahhh *hic*".

The guy, who hates wine and didn't help me at all, is my guy Darren.
10th Mar 2004, 22:33   comments (0)


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that's some funky grafitti
10th Mar 2004, 19:44   comments (1)

BLOGMANIA: Whiney Bitches

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This is Shaine.
And this is Peter.

Who whined at me that I hadn't included them in my blog.

Whiney bitches.

All of us.

Am I spelling whiney right?

Anyhoo, BOO on Shaine, everyone hate him okay?

He's a lawyer.

9th Mar 2004, 22:11   comments (6)


Things! Things!! Here are some things!

Here we have:

A candle tree (this was my Christmas present from my brother this year... ain't it purty?),

Fin (my fighty-foo fish, he cost me five bucks at the local pet emporium),

Ragedy-Death (this little girl lives on my bookshelf, she was abandoned at my house after a party one morning and no one ever claimed her... I'm sure she's very angstful about it and plans many ways of torturing and killing the owner who abandoned her),

A whacky briefcase FULL of paperclips, rubber bands and bulldogs (madness I tell you!),

The free coffee machine (all hail) (notice that I've had too much coffee at this point and the photo is jittery),

A clock tower (situated across the street from my office building... now all I need is the sniper-gun),

Another resident of my bookshelf, if you've never tried them you should! AND you should swallow a whole big package of them right after drinking a can of cola really fast,

A jar of snake food,

Two more residents of my bookshelf (Warren, my Spider is faulty, he has no cock and her hand is getting tired),

And lastly... my tonsils.
9th Mar 2004, 21:31   comments (3)


They are the sunshine of my life, and all that cheese. Here some folks you might see around the Greater Toronto Area that I know and regularily get drunk with!

In order we have:

Toleen (very close friend who just moved to Greece... BITCH, IT'S SNOWING HERE, I'M COMING TO SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH!!!),

Marc (who is very VERY gay and apparently has fairies flying around him all the time... I'm referring to the bands of light...really I am),

Martin (one of our corporate executives here at Dundee, working hard),

Frankie (!!! FRANKIE! WE LOVE FRANKIE! Even though he drinks Lowenbrow!),

Darren (my ever-present source of companiionship, love, snuggles, spankings, intelligent banter and inspiration... oh yeah and sex. Lots and lots of sex.),

John (brilliant painter, incredible guy, and he's
going to be a daddy! Congratulations and way to go! Good sperm!),

Squid-Pants (who claims pictures cannot be taken of him... my powers are greater than yours muhahahaaa),

Mandi (seated with the Boi, she's so sweet
and nice and she can drink most men over six feet tall under the table),

Lindsay (who can't even drink a hampster under the table),

and finally a party-shot from last night.

Weeee! Can you tell I was DRUNK?

(soooo hungover today)
9th Mar 2004, 21:09   comments (0)

Cheers mates!

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I'm off to more strange adventures... blogmania tomorrow.
8th Mar 2004, 22:19   comments (11)


Sadly, the initial strike and coil are too fast to catch in stillshot and
were all a-blur.
8th Mar 2004, 20:54   comments (11)

The Wife

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This is my best friend, Tori.
A few years back she asked me to marry her.
I said yes.
We got married on the steps of a Second Cup coffee shop in the Gayborhood.
One year later she tried to divorce me on the grounds that I would not consumate our marriage.
I refused to grant the divorce on the grounds that she knew I wasn't gay when she married me.

She's muh WIFE.
5th Mar 2004, 21:48   comments (10)