The Damndest Thing

by Melinda

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Pictures makes me feel as if the nature of my alcoholism and insanity have occasionally been captured. I don't know if anyone who sees this will approve, or if they'll find it even worse than dead baby pictures.
Fascinating? Horrifying? Boring as fuck? Not that fucking is boring.
Hey... you came here. If it's just a fucking table, it's just a fucking table. If it's my mental ejaculate and it pisses you off, piss off.

Why the HELL would you want to know more?
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every thursday i model for a portraiture class. last night i stayed up late
and made a birthday cake for a goth girl i've never met. i hear she likes
zombies. then i passed out after snacking on all the leftover icing and
gingerbread and draining my whiskey fountain... oh yeah, and a beer. a
LIGHT beer. i dreamt i went to the zoo. it ended in disaster when an
unruley polar bear boarded the bus and would not give me my seat back.
today i am still plagued by doubt.
did that bear *really* have a bad leg?
27th Feb 2004, 17:32   comments (5)

Not Incentive.

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All I can picture is hundreds of underage workers in Malasia getting paid 10 cents a day to shit in potato fields.
27th Feb 2004, 16:44   comments (0)

Go ahead. Make my day...

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I know you THINK you need paper, but right now you have to ask yourself one
question:

"Do I feel lucky?"

Well. Do ya? PUNK?
26th Feb 2004, 19:57   comments (0)

Frozen again.

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We had a lovely thaw for two days there...
24th Feb 2004, 16:09   comments (3)

Turtle Madness!

I snagged both my little monsters and had an impromptu photo-shoot at
Christie's request...

1. This is me catching Mitsou.





2. Murphy, pissed at me for dragging her sorry ass out of a nice, dark
corner.







3. You'll notice, Murphy looks an awful lot like a hamburger... or an
artichoke.








4. "That's it... I'm outta here."







5. Mitsou is sizing up my finger, which is blocking his way.








6. The kids together.

23rd Feb 2004, 16:17   comments (1)

Testing.

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Mutie High?
23rd Feb 2004, 15:06   comments (0)

Media Hog.

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I wonder if Alfie likes muppets too?
12th Feb 2004, 21:03   comments (11)

Local Author & Poet Gather

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12th Feb 2004, 16:41   comments (1)