"We can't do that one, I said. There's no music playing."
"Also, there aren't any chairs."
"We could just sit on the ground."
"How does that rule someone out? There is, pretty much by definition, enough ground for everyone to have a seat."
"Last one to sit down is out."
"Not doing it. You know how it'll go. There'll be an argument every time. It'll be worse than Cowboys and Indians."
"Also: No Music. NO MUSIC."
"We could sing."
"And the one singing would pretty much always be the first one to sit, you think?"
"We could ALL sing."
"And how would we all know to stop at the same time?"
"Here we go 'round the mulberry bush! The..."
"Oak. And SHUT UP."
"Okay. How about 'Button, Button, Who's got the Button'?"
"I hate to even ask, but does anyone have a button? And if you do, don't tell me where you're carrying it."
"Thought so. I don't know why we bother."
"I know! Duck, duck --"
"Who are you calling a duck?"
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