Aaaah... internal work emails amuse me no end.
Bin fairies announce indefinite walkout over pay and conditions.
So can whoever left the pint of full-fat milk out on the top of the fridge by ********* (it has a ‘P’ on the lid if that helps) kindly dispose of it themselves please? It’s starting to look a bit like yoghurt, but the bottle can still be recycled if you wash it out first, and in a matter of weeks, it could become an aeroplane or a CD by the winner of X Factor. (Or leave the yoghurt in there for a few more weeks and it would probably stand a good chance of winning X Factor)
John (on behalf of the bin faries)