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Another part of the Spank The Monkey media empire: offending your brain at The Unpleasant Lair Of Spank The Monkey, offending your ears at Spank's Audio Lair, and offending your eyes right here, right now.

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Order the cheeseboard at the Malmaison in Manchester...

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...and it'll come with two slices of walnut bread and six biscuits tucked up in a little bed, like they're having a carbohydrate orgy. (Or, as The Belated Birthday Girl so splendidly put it, a menage a huit.)
11th Dec 2005, 18:01   | tags:comments (0)

"Bugger this," said Aslan, as he bit the children's heads off

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Narnia rewritten in the window of Manchester toyshop Daisy & Tom's.
11th Dec 2005, 18:00   | tags:comments (0)

Welcomes The World

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Carnaby Street, That London.
5th Dec 2005, 10:36   | tags:comments (1)

Better Santa

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Seen in the musical instrument store in the basement of the Oxford Street Virgin Megastore.
5th Dec 2005, 10:33   | tags:comments (0)

Bad Santa

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Not only does London Underground's Xmas poster appear to depict Father Christmas having a wee in a tube station, it also has a badly misspelled tagline.
3rd Dec 2005, 10:21   | tags:comments (2)

Kid Carpet, Barfly, Camden

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He's very good, you know.
29th Nov 2005, 13:28   | tags:,,comments (0)

Winter Warmer

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Well, actually, it's Young's Special, but you get the idea.
29th Nov 2005, 13:22   | tags:comments (0)

The wrong way to store your monkey

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Unpleasant simian display in the Tate Modern shop.
29th Nov 2005, 13:21   | tags:comments (0)