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Joss Whedon & Shane Danielsen, Edinburgh Film Festival

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With the video display caught between two-shot and close-up.

Queue for world premiere of Serenity, Cineworld Edinburgh

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At the end you can hear a Cineworld staffer telling me that my phone will be taken off me before the screening. Because as you can see, the Nokia 7610 would be capable of making a DVD-quality copy of the movie.

Broken cashpoint, Grassmarket

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Notice how the screen has been replaced by a piece of cardboard with 'please insert your card' written on it in biro.
23rd Aug 2005, 10:38   | tags:comments (0)

No relation

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Advert for the Spank clubnight at the Underbelly. There's been a lot of burlesque this year, it's true.
23rd Aug 2005, 10:32   | tags:comments (0)

Michael Franti and Spearhead, Liquid Room

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Arthur Smith's Swan Lake

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"Radical site specific outdoor promenade theatre at its best," said the programme. In practice, we were led through an Edinburgh housing estate where Ronnie Golden sang at us, local kids threw waterbombs, and the whole thing climaxed with us watching a man in a bear suit climbing Arthur's Seat from a mile or two away. And you'll never see it. Sorry.

Welcome to... er...

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GNER trains would like a spellchecker for Christmas.
20th Aug 2005, 10:25   | tags:comments (1)

A pack of party hats, with the coloured tips

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It appears that young people, desperate for kicks, have been stealing rubber johnnies from my local Tesco. It's the only reason I can imagine for Tesco wrapping every packet in a clear plastic shoebox with a security tag on it.
17th Aug 2005, 22:21   | tags:,comments (8)