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Broken cashpoint, Grassmarket

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Notice how the screen has been replaced by a piece of cardboard with 'please insert your card' written on it in biro.
23rd Aug 2005, 10:38   | tags:comments (0)

No relation

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Advert for the Spank clubnight at the Underbelly. There's been a lot of burlesque this year, it's true.
23rd Aug 2005, 10:32   | tags:comments (0)

Michael Franti and Spearhead, Liquid Room

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Arthur Smith's Swan Lake

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"Radical site specific outdoor promenade theatre at its best," said the programme. In practice, we were led through an Edinburgh housing estate where Ronnie Golden sang at us, local kids threw waterbombs, and the whole thing climaxed with us watching a man in a bear suit climbing Arthur's Seat from a mile or two away. And you'll never see it. Sorry.

Welcome to... er...

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GNER trains would like a spellchecker for Christmas.
20th Aug 2005, 10:25   | tags:comments (1)

A pack of party hats, with the coloured tips

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It appears that young people, desperate for kicks, have been stealing rubber johnnies from my local Tesco. It's the only reason I can imagine for Tesco wrapping every packet in a clear plastic shoebox with a security tag on it.
17th Aug 2005, 22:21   | tags:,comments (8)

Grey Screen Of Death

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The hi-tech ticket booking system at the Odeon Wardour Street loses some of its credibility when you spot it running the DOS Scandisk utility.
14th Aug 2005, 18:53   | tags:comments (0)

Things That The Everyday Folks Leave Behind

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Found on a street corner in East London: what looks alarmingly like one complete set of airplane seats.
14th Aug 2005, 18:51   | tags:comments (0)