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Middle aged cat (Hey! I didn't ask you to write that!). Ruler of the world. Homesick for the sacred, medieval town of Dunstable, in which I was born of true Blue-blood lineage. Contemptuous of the slaves in which I am forced to share a home with (so I ask you, who IS the slave, exactly?). Thank God there are only two of them (slaves that is), although, frankly, one can never have too many.

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One of my nipples.

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29th Oct 2007, 01:28   comments (0)

I am SSOO bored today!

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Winter is coming and so not many "outsides" to be had (my slaves keep
me indoors until I scream the house down and one of them takes me out
on a lead) any more. I'm bored stupid (not that I could EVER be
stupid), so this is what I have planned for the rest of the day.
25th Oct 2007, 14:42   comments (0)

I have been using my mums arm as a file.

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22nd Oct 2007, 16:07   comments (0)

I do NOT have buck teeth!

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15th Oct 2007, 01:08   comments (1)

Who's chops are these?

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Mine? Yes!

13th Oct 2007, 00:12   | tags:,,comments (0)

The picture says it all.

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Look at the "household waste". Heh, heh, heh!!

Just call me angel of the morning

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Just touch my cheek before you leave me baby. . .
12th Oct 2007, 00:44   comments (2)

Have you seen this tail?

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Last night on BBC's 'The One Show' there was a raccoon appealing for the
safe return of his tail. I'd like to say that although my own tail strongly
resembles that of a raccoon, my tail is MY TAIL and NOT that of the raccoon.
And this goes for you too Tom Nook... it's NOT your tail! Tabby's just
happen to have tails like raccoons but do not go around stealing them!
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