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so you wanna see what i'm seeing? this is what i'm seeing, unless someone else stole my phone. then you're seeing what they're seeing. maybe they'll even call you from my phone. would you answer? i wouldn't. who knows? it might be me!

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You don't look as cool as you think.

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OK, now I'm back home and can do this. You can't see it, but his exhaust pipes point in two different directions, and the bike was visibly dripping fluids on the ground. He has a Harley-Davidson logo on his tank, but it's not a Harley (and yes, I'm sure, even though it's dripping). His legs are up so high he looks like he's in labor, the faux ostrich boots are much redder than this picture shows, and could his turn signals BE any bigger? Might be more, but I've vented. :)

19th May 2004, 18:26   comments (5)

It's free sandwich time!

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You can't beat free stuff. I found this card on my desk somewhere, and now I know what I'm eating for lunch. Tuna sub from Subway. Free food is some of the best food, don't you think?

17th May 2004, 16:45   comments (3)

The sight I awoke to this morning...

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You think maybe she wants something? You can't see the tail wagging frantically in the background (probably going to fast for the camera to catch!) but she definitely is trying to tell me something, don't you think? Something like, "GET UP NOW!"

14th May 2004, 21:12   comments (8)


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What's just as interesting this neat burnout is the flash effect of the picture - you can see the flash light up from behind me, yet only half the frame seemed to be affected by it. The burnout went on for a bit, and by the end, there was a near mushroom cloud in the sky, and you couldn't see anything for a couple of minutes. Neat. :)

14th May 2004, 14:41   comments (3)

Words fail me...

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I saw this guy and actually followed him to his parking space so I could get a picture of this. The mudflaps! The giant wing! The OLD CAR! Well worth the stalk.

12th May 2004, 15:35   comments (6)

Where do I begin?

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This car was sitting outside the bar where the karaoke incident of last week (scroll down) took place. Engine was off, neon was on, just sitting there with no one around. My advice: lower the suspension if you're going to spend the money on wheels like that, finish painting your car (!), and turn off the neon when you're not IN THE CAR. If anyone ever wanted a definition of a 'riced out car,' this is it.

12th May 2004, 04:43   comments (7)

Cleo after the groomers!

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For reference, look at the "Meet Cleo" post at the very beginning of the blog. This IS the same dog. I wouldn't kid you. Minus about 10 pounds of hair, she looks like a puppy. And she actually looked at the camera, which is unheard of, so she must be happier with less hair. That is my official scientific conclusion.

11th May 2004, 20:14   comments (5)

Something that gives me much joy!

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Ever eat something and, thinking it was something else, and nearly spit it out because you thought it was disgusting? Even though you actually like the flavor you have in your mouth? Just because you weren't expecting it? These are great for just that purpose. And if they don't get the job done for you (or whomever you're misleading concerning the flavors), Jelly Belly makes a sour version in case you have to bring out the heavy artillery (or in case you just like to make that goofy sour face when just one eye closes).

9th May 2004, 04:44   comments (8)