Okay, I'll admit, there's nothing at all to do with the Green Monocle on
this. You know, it was such a nice sunny day that I had to go for a
little walk around the village and nearby countryside. Over the last few
grim, grey months I'd forgotton how nice the place looked when the sun
was shining.

Awww, the sun's setting and that means it's time to moor up near to a
nice pub.