This was on Waterloo Bridge, so the penalty for failure would have been a 30 foot drop into the Thames. Afterwards the anonymous acrobat said there was no way he'd ever try that again.
This is Napalm. Napalm is an apple snail that I foolishly allowed into my aquarium a few months ago. Since then Napalm has ruthlessly and efficiently devoured most of my aquarium plants while growing at a genuinely alarming rate. A few days ago I noticed Napalm and my other, less destructive apple snail, DDT, were becoming overly familiar. Now my worst fears have been realised: Napalm is to be a mother. I can't help thinking of Alien...
