Girls, you don't know the first thing about what it means to love
shoes. You replace them quicker than I change my underwear!

FYI - Girls this is a dearly loved shoe under going a little TLC to
help reunite the soul to the body of the shoe! What this means is that
this pair of shoes still has much to give. In girl talk that equates
to exactly 653,381 steps on one of them stupid hip mounted step
counter. NOT A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!

You can't replace an old friend!
Can I get and AMEN fellers?

I couldn't show the next image because unfortunately for me i still
pee with my trouser round my ankles!!

Very scary!!