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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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call centre work....

(viewed 1550 times) a serious business.

last of the close-ups...

the last of the close-ups from my spanky new camera...

- a flutterby in my room.

- some pencil writing.

- lemons

- um, its birdshit

- the tiny weave of my shirt...
29th Dec 2006, 10:49   | tags:,,,,comments (9)

eye eye...

more close-up shenanigans with the new camera. see how close!

i love the way you can see my camera reflected in my pupil in the first shot...
29th Dec 2006, 10:36   | tags:,,comments (5)

spidey - a profile

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new camera for christmas! macro shots a-go-go!

i'm in love with the powershot, and also spiderman. perfect combo.

spidey in a hoody, courtesy of kubrick and my bro :)

the long walk home.

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considering i was pissed, i think i did rather well :)

office xmas party....

- a badly captured portrait turns into a fairly interesting picture.

- the floor (?)

- a genuine stan donwood painting.

- the toilet (?)

- meta blogging with benos taylorian

- as a man, i find this ad quite insulting....


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another one...


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probably the only good thing about working early is that i get to see this...
20th Dec 2006, 08:28   | tags:,,,,comments (18)