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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"






"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”







"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."







"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."







african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."







"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"



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naughty polar!

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naughty polar bears at the wedding reception. the second shot is for
context.

apologies for the poor quality, but taking pictures of copulating bears when you're supposed to be taking pictures of the cutting of the cake isn't quite the 'done thing'

reception

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taken at the reception after the wedding. i was again quite impressed with
my little telephone.

wedding

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this weekend, i went down to paignton in devon to photograph my friend
becky's wedding. i was the only photographer, and i was bricking it.

i was using a borrowed camera, and i didn't know anyone there apart from one friend from school and the bride, who was busy, obviously.

i will be blogging some pictures fairly soon, once they're off the camera,
but for now you can get by with this picture of my b+b room. please note
ellen-monkey (as i have now dubbed her) sitting on the window sill.

the second picture was taken as i was wandering the streets of paignton at 4 in the morning stressed out of my tree the night before the big day. it made me chuckle enough to allow me to finally get some sleep.

monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey

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ellen gave me a monkey before she went away. here she is doing some
acrobatics....
15th Dec 2006, 10:37   | tags:,comments (15)

fillum

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went to see a special uber-exclusive-only-for-those-in-the-know-illuminati-style screening of babel last night.

hotly tipped for oscars, i don't think it'll win anything. its that good.
15th Dec 2006, 10:02   | tags:,,,,comments (5)

shoeses

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seeing shoes like this always reminds me of new york for some reason. i have
no rational explanation as to why...

striving...

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i know its not one on its own, but i like the arrangement they made.

on their own, i might add.

thanks kelly!

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mysocalledmoblog sent me a cd! it arrived yesterday!

lovely music, and i munched the sweeties after dinner : )