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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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murder in m&s

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truly horrific...
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scary place

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down the road from me there is an underground road that leads to hell. it
makes funny noises when its windy...
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mr blu-tac

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ellen made me a blu-tac man ages ago. and i've finally blogged it...

more from ellen's leaving do...

courtesy of ben's k800i. thanks ben!

- me doing a swear.

- a pig that looks just like beezer (i reckon)

- a demon cow!

- the black draught, for sick animals.

- cowdrink. mmm, cowdrink

- a ingenious apple-picking-up-device. this is a photo of a photo

- i seem to be having some trouble blogging...

- me, ellen and ben did our hair nice....

gLove hunting...

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more gLove action....

cider flavoured animals

a cockerel, ducks, and a black swan. all cider flavoured.

there weren't any donkeys, but you can never be too careful

there were, however, pigs. this is their mud.

it was a lovely evening too, in the orchard...


the cider museum! there was an enticingly large selection of ciders to be
had at bargain prices (a gallon for 7 squids).

the temptation to nudge the marrow round into a 'cock-and-balls' type
arrangement was almost too much to resist.

riding on tractors is fun...

saturday road trip

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for ellen's going away weekend, we went to sheppy's cider farm and museum.
this is on the way, singing along to the muppets. joy :)