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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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ellen's pencil produces another masterpiece...
17th Nov 2006, 16:01   | tags:,,,comments (11)

this turned up at work today...

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a crazy lady sent it to us...
17th Nov 2006, 11:01   | tags:,,comments (8)

like a bird on a wire....

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...i have tried, in my way, to be free


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16th Nov 2006, 17:14   | tags:,,comments (12)

waiting for lizzie again

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why am i always early?!?
13th Nov 2006, 18:44   | tags:,,comments (8)

no longer required....

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natural, and man-made, no longer needed.
13th Nov 2006, 10:25   | tags:,,,,comments (9)

my new favourite game... taking pictures of movies whilst lying on my couch hungover, with the
naff zoom on my phone (hence the tiny pics)

this will be the first in a casually up-dated series.
13th Nov 2006, 09:54   | tags:,,comments (14)

painting take two...

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this saturday ellen and i went back to the office for a second round of
painting. this week - meeting room three and the hallway...

- before

- during

- after. ta da!

- there was an element of horseplay...
13th Nov 2006, 09:41   | tags:,comments (3)