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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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looks like ol' jack's been at it over night....


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good morning moblog!
3rd Nov 2006, 09:03   | tags:,comments (3)


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walking home last night after work. lots of spooky lights and shadows

a lesson in fancy-dressing...

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- before....

- ...and after.

easy isn't it?

saturday night party

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stumbled across a party down the road from me, and it turned out all my
friends were there! what are the chances?

- the music-making-rotational-platform device

- a girl whose name i think might be theresa

- the music-tablet-rider

- some girls. tamsin and aurora, the two facing us, had just been thrown out of another party for having a bath.
30th Oct 2006, 12:35   | tags:,,,comments (7)

predictable? moi?

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friday night is jazz night! me and tom go to keith little's hot six every
fortnight, and on friday they came up to us at the end and thanked us for
coming and making everyone dance! we were a little bit chuffed

me and bmal!

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this is a pic of me and bmal as little kiddy-winks, torturing our cat...

found photos

here is a selection of my found photo collection.

some i bought, some i found myself, and a couple were given to me.

i love 'em.