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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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there's something odd about this building...

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but i can't work out what.

it has those nasty orange lights burning pretty much 24 hours a day, and
smells like a swimming pool.

it is also attached to the hospital...
16th Oct 2006, 13:09   | tags:,,,comments (7)

for arkangel

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another pleading glove....
16th Oct 2006, 13:06   | tags:,,comments (5)


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industry and nature, combining to confirm that autumn has hit bristol.
16th Oct 2006, 12:01   | tags:,,,,comments (7)

tinker has a posse

tinker has a posse, and don't you forget it.

plus four little squares.
16th Oct 2006, 11:57   | tags:,,comments (6)

pippin & boris

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please meet pippin and boris, ellen and trent's room-mates.

i love my new mug

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says it all, really.
14th Oct 2006, 10:09   | tags:,,comments (9)

...and this morning.

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my new mug!

but it came in this massive box! ridiculous i tells ye!
14th Oct 2006, 09:55   | tags:,,comments (3)

last night...

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we went and drunkened! the first two are my friends, so to protect the
innocent, i will give them coded names. so say hello to narf and neb.

the third shot is of a place called the severn-shed, which was well poncy,
and made me feel like an interloper in my torn jeans and chucks. they did, however, sell drinks that would kill a horse.
14th Oct 2006, 09:49   | tags:,,,comments (5)