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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"






"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”







"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."







"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."







african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."







"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"



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candles

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drinks in the pub with ellen. again!

in this pub
13th Oct 2006, 08:32   | tags:,,,comments (9)

cinema

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went to see this film last night. this is actually the second time i've been
to see it; thanks to word of (my) mouth, lots of my friends want to see it.
i thought it was brilliant, even the second time round. my only complaint
was that it looked like julianne moore was sleepwalking through it. thank
god she's not in it for long....

final installment of loupery


just a few more.last ones, i promise...

from the weekend...

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from my weekend:

- for all you chucks lovers out there - sparkly ones!

- beer with tom. mmmm

more more loupe japery

and again:

- my favourite action sample picture. the real print is much better -
because this is from a contact sheet its a bit dark.

- las vegas' darker side...

- my friend eva, of whom there is not one bad photo.

- from a road trip, ages ago

- garage doors again. god i love 'em

more loupe japery

more close-up loupe fun - these are from contact sheets:

- my friend lorna. she will kill me for posting this, but i happen to think she has a certain grace in this picture. its all in the fingers.

- its a plane, innit

- too true. from new york

- 'punk action shotgun', from a legendary uni party.

- the omnipresent beezer.

loupe japes

on sunday, i found my old loupe, which i have put to good use as a
improvised macro lens for my phone - here are some frames from this comic,
just as a test.
9th Oct 2006, 12:12   | tags:,,comments (4)

the biggestest crisp in all of christendom!!

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- i'll take the prize money now, please...
7th Oct 2006, 11:07   | tags:,,,comments (15)