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"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"






"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”







"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."







"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."







african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."







"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"



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scottish widows - wtf?

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- who's this bint? where's the old scottish widow gone?

the view from my office last night

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- the crane was spinning round like a bad boy

what i did on the weekend part two

- saturday night was isla's birthday! happy birthday!

- the toilets in the pub had comics on the wall, which was most
chucklesome.

- apparently, tom was playing with my phone...

- then all back to isla's house for a party!

- where johnny depp was on the toilet wall, which was most disconcerting...

- then james and i got made up by the girls. it seemed like a good idea at
the time.

- after 3 hours sleep, discovering that you forgot to take your make-up off
is no fun...

- the newest graf on my street...

what i did at the weekend...part one

- friday night, and its time for jazz! keith little's hot six made sure that me, tom and ellen got our dance on...

- then off to another pub. it is a testement to my drunkeness that i thought
that this photo was sharp on my phone...

- saturday lunchtime, and its time for japes! first a little trip to fopp

- then we wanted to go to the top of cabot tower, but it was shut!

- so tom tried to climb it....

- his name is alfred....

- i call this one terry....
2nd Oct 2006, 12:20   | tags:,,,comments (12)

kinder inevitability....

- the virgin egg

- the chocolate wonder

- the final barrier....

- the bits.

- WTF? a hexagonal-football playing fox? only in kinderland

- the besy bit about kinder eggs is the foil.

new stirrups for the metal horse...

- the offender - note how close he has come to unscrewing himself.

- the tool to do the job!

- he's off!

- the new stirrups

- fully pedalled up! w00t!
28th Sep 2006, 09:49   | tags:,,,comments (37)

awww - its getting all dusky.

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- all taken on my way home from work last night....
27th Sep 2006, 09:27   | tags:,,,comments (9)

hmmm

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does this make any sense at all...
26th Sep 2006, 15:00   | tags:,,comments (17)