moblog uk

Don't Be Influenced By Us!

by monkey finger

user profile | dashboard | imagewall | monkey finger maps

GO TO 10

a nice random image to get you started:

i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

web counters


i told a funny joke once...

Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License

Search this moblog

Recent visitors


Euphro signs kristiyan nige swamprose 540air Helen Dhamaka Twiglet sharonthebaron


rss rss feed

sally's face, immortalised.

my house mate sally cast her face last night.
- the beginning...
- the rubber cast, before plaster...
- scary....
- it pulled out some of her eyelashes. gross.
- the plaster o' paris is poured in.
- the finished result. creepy
- sally kisses herself.
- an earlier 'test run' which gave me nightmares...


(viewed 892 times)
seen on stoke's croft, near my house. great prices....
29th Jan 2007, 17:46   | tags:,,,comments (9)

they're in a band...

last night i took some pictures for benos taylorian's band, RV cartel.

these are they...
29th Jan 2007, 16:44   | tags:,,,comments (11)


(viewed 1633 times)
getting wetter and wetter....

thats a hell of a lot of blu-tac

(viewed 1439 times)
on the wall outside a club, down the road from me....

yellow and gray....

(viewed 1816 times)
same colours - different things....

roadside greenery

(viewed 1956 times)
its gone all yellow...
26th Jan 2007, 12:04   | tags:,,,comments (2)

they're coming up nice...

(viewed 1731 times)
they're still going! hooray! unfortunately, i still don't actually know what
they are.

see their progress