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Doing my part to keep the world progressing, I report the news as I see it, live (sort of) from Leeds.

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HOLY. SHIT.

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Leeds, UK - Pictures speak louder than words, but: I'd say another
minute or two and my flat is on fire.
31st Jan 2005, 09:53   comments (0)

2130 TRAIN FROM KX TO LEEDS RIPE FOR VIOLENT CRIME

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Somewhere in the Midlands, UK - Averaging a train load factor of, say
3% (see above picture), isn't good for business. But it could be good
if you are a criminal. With at least three cars free of anyone, Mr.
(or Ms. or Mrs.) Criminal could do plenty of things without
disturbance.

So sleep with one eye open if on that train...you have been warned.
6th Jan 2005, 20:21   comments (1)

MOST PATHETIC CHRISTMAS LIGHTS EVER!

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Leeds, UK - Upon approaching the student union last night, I saw the
most pathetic display of Christmas lights I have ever seen in my life.
In the picture you can see this "display," which, on my count, consists
of 14 lights, thrown completely randomly on a horribly barren tree. I
guess it doesn't look as stupid in the picture as it does in real life,
but trust me, its stupid. If the budget only affords 14 lights, I
really think there are six hundred thousand better places to put the
lights (for one, around the entrance door?) than strung shittily on
this crap ugly tree. In other news: the Binger rules all.
4th Dec 2004, 13:56   comments (3)

DELAYED TURKEY

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Leeds, UK - Helped cook above turkey, and it was GOOD. 24 is much
sooner than I was expecting in having to cook a turkey, but now that
I've gotten that out of the way, I suppose it may become a more regular
thing. Actually, no, it won't.
29th Nov 2004, 13:07   comments (6)

PERFECT NIGHT AHEAD

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Leeds, UK - With the addition of DVD Player, the flat is nearly complete. Now all we need is Heat to show up. But Tokyo Godfathers and It's a Bit Gorgeous Boddingtons is alright by me. Heat, you are cordially invited. No need to RSVP. Just bring your buddy, Warmth, as well.
23rd Nov 2004, 17:53   comments (0)

B-BALL OPENING DAY!!

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Leeds, UK - The opening day of basketball season kicked off at the most ghetto basketball court, not only in England, but in the world. The above pictures can't even do it justice, but I hope that the poses help explain the mindset that overwhelms all players stepping foot onto the most ghetto court. Unfortunately I left out a picture of the ripped apart backboard we were shooting at, and the netless tennis courts that crossed into the basketball area. Final Score: 98-88, victory going to the gravel still stuck in my finger from the "court".
22nd Nov 2004, 20:33   comments (1)

VOTE KERRY!!!!!!!

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This is it everyone back in the US... you know what to do!!
1st Nov 2004, 19:46   comments (45)

COWHER POWER GETS THE JOB DONE

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Pittsburgh, PA - This could be the year they get that one for the thumb. When asked to comment on the 34-20 massacre of the flipping Pats and their stupid streak, Nathan said, "If we don't get into the endzone we're gonna get 3 points off of Jeff Reed's toe. Here we go."
1st Nov 2004, 08:52   comments (0)
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