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This cell aint in a prison

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So there I am, quietly browsing t'internet on me tod doing the usual thing I do..skimming articles half-heartedly and sporadically enduring heartaches from missing my babeatron. Suddenly my pda found an interesting site..wikipedia infact (which is rapidly becoming my second most visited site - google being the obvious first)...I had arrived here by clicking upon some extremely tenuous hyperlinks. Anyway whilst I digress I shall inform you what I discovered on this site..namely some information about the new cell processor that's in the ps3..this lil blighter was jointly developed by big blue (IBM), Toshiba (aaw I loved the MSX) and Sony (overpriced skanky bastids). Well that's nothing special you might think but as I read on my ghast got flabbered! This chip is only being used to make next generation superputers..this chip that's in a ps3, that's also gonna be in Toshiba tvs and microwaves too no doubt is gonna help the machines take over!
Well, I dunno about you but that surprised me loads...the consumer is usually years away from such high technology...kinda funny too I guess when u think that the Nintendo wii is outselling it 3 to 1 (or whatever it is)....anyway I thought I'd put stylus to screen and share my thoughts with you lovely people. Take care you lovely people =].
P.s if u love dnb like I do, I found a handy wap site with some excellent links to some oldskool omni trio...go here;
http://m.wap.mypuk.com/download2/music/111130.wml?__redir=1 eZ =]

In an infinite universe, the only thing that does not exist is nothing therefore everything is possible........
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9th May 2008, 18:58   comments (0)

Lovely Lara

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I felt ill, in fact I was sick at about 2am today. Normally I'd wish my gran was still alive...she always had the knack of making me feel better (I was brought up by my gran) The only person I wanted this time however was Lara.

I guess its kinda selfish of me to want any one with me whilst I'm gushing forth my semi digested dinner. It ain't pretty!

All in all I'm kinda happy that Lara wasn't here but only for the sum total of the duration of my puke session. Once I'd washed up and brushed my toofs twice, gargled with mouthwash and shaved my tongue, I'd be perfectly prepped for some hardcore smoochin action.

I find it fascinating how Lara has become such a key element in my life.
I'm sure that you, gentle reader have guessed that I'm in love with Lara.

Lara is my all, my everything...my raison d'etre if you will. She's utterly beautiful, witty, intelligent, genuine, honest and caring...and if that's not enough, here's the kicker, she has the biggest boobs! Those very boobs that I have had the privilege of nuzzling unto and playing with to my hearts content.

Bless Lara, my darling and bless her beautiful love pillows too! I'm so utterly in love with her.

In an infinite universe, the only thing that does not exist is nothing therefore everything is possible........
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9th May 2008, 10:47   comments (0)