The Champion Sculler of the World
Indulging in a little plane-spotting, in Greece.
Probably somewhere above Italy
trying unsuccessfully to jump-start his boat, off his car.
Honestly, somebody should say something
trapped in the sliding door mechanism at the Forum in Norwich.
I watched them for a little while and eased their suffering with a little unicycling.
Then I took their picture, instead of raising the alarm.