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#Collabfest2020 beer 9: Brett A Manger (Newcastle x Donzoko, bretted Helles, 4.70%)

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?If The BBG's beer enemy is NEIPA, then mine is brettanomyces. I've had a problem with bretted beers since a bottle of Siren's All Bretts Are Off exploded when we tried to open it. Also, just the name 'bretts' seems to inspire terrible puns, as is also the case here. (Though The BBG insists Donzoko missed a trick by not referencing fellow Geordie Ross Noble and his 20-year-old routine about calling the sandwich chain 'Pret A Manager'.) This one's passable, but still a bit weird tasting: The BBG is reminded of childhood sweets that were like cola cubes but pineapple flavoured, if that helps.

21st Nov 2020, 17:34