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I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
you can't use sex to sell cheese.
I have just spent 5 minutes looking for sex cheese sites....... I am too busy to be doing this! Damn you Joe!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*
"you can't use sex to sell cheese."
As a marketing professional, I'd have to agree...
The fact that you've had to try for 5 minutes pretty much backs up the theory!
Would loved to have been in that meeting when the marketing guy suggested this to "Nila"
Meh, ad people have a way of making loads of things sound good that really aren't. which is kind of good, cos it's their job...
What about cheese dildos? Probably vital you use sex in that situation.
Yeah, but Parmasan has very little give - surely that's important in these situations?
I think it's a personal taste kind of question, there are many kinds on the market
thread of the week.
I now have product names for cheese dildos popping into my head
"Tease me, please me, cheese me?"
I think we have our Eroticheese® tagline.
Bra
Description:
Traditional, unpasteurized, hard cheese which has a round shape. The cheese is named after place where it was originally sold. There exist two types of Bra. The traditional, hard version that ripens for three to six months. The color darkens and the flavor intensifies. The other type is sold young, at 45 days, when the paste is still soft. This version is made from pasteurized milk. Bra is used as a table cheese, but also for grating and melting.
Country:
Italy
Milk:
cow milk
Texture:
hard
Oh my, this one's rude!
Pant ys Gawn
Description:
Pant ys Gawn is a welsh cheese from the region called Monmouthshire. It ranks among vegetarian cheeses and is made from goat's milk. This small, delightful cheese has a fresh, citrus flavour with a tantalizing suggestion of tarragon. There are several varieties of the cheese, with mixed herbs, cracked black peppercorns, and garlic and chives. It is a table cheese suitable for snacks, grilling, spreading or in salads.
Country:
Great Britain
Milk:
goat milk
Texture:
soft
Fat content:
45 %
You guys can't knock that advert - see what effect it had - you are all cheese obsessives now.... marketing genius!!
HEY PEOPLS I M ALL ABOUT CHEESE I HAVE CHEESE.COM AS MY FAVORITES YOU GUYS ARE IMMATURE AND I M ONLY 12