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Sexy Cheese?

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Now I love cheese, don't get me wrong, but sexy?Yellow?, yes tasty? without a doubt. Fatty and yummy? yes
indeedy! Sexy? Nope I just can't see it.

Joe says:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

you can't use sex to sell cheese.

26th Oct 2005, 15:42

Steve says:

Thinking about buying a van though :)

26th Oct 2005, 15:44

Dhamaka says:

I've seen that van while driving. Wierd idea.

26th Oct 2005, 15:44

Steve says:

Top shelf "Mature Cheddar Monthly" is there a market for it?

26th Oct 2005, 15:46

Joe says:

I'm sure there's a website somewhere.

26th Oct 2005, 15:49

Steve says:

I have just spent 5 minutes looking for sex cheese sites....... I am too busy to be doing this! Damn you Joe!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*

26th Oct 2005, 15:55

seaneeboy says:

"you can't use sex to sell cheese."

As a marketing professional, I'd have to agree...

26th Oct 2005, 15:55

seaneeboy says:

The fact that you've had to try for 5 minutes pretty much backs up the theory!

26th Oct 2005, 15:56

Steve says:

Would loved to have been in that meeting when the marketing guy suggested this to "Nila"

26th Oct 2005, 15:57

DocD says:

Cheesy peas anyone?

26th Oct 2005, 16:03

seaneeboy says:

Meh, ad people have a way of making loads of things sound good that really aren't. which is kind of good, cos it's their job...

26th Oct 2005, 16:15

Rich says:

What about cheese dildos? Probably vital you use sex in that situation.

26th Oct 2005, 16:33

seaneeboy says:

Rich... you're just Wrong.

26th Oct 2005, 16:39

Rich says:

Glad to see it's been capitalised.

26th Oct 2005, 16:43

goode says:

oh dear oh dear!

26th Oct 2005, 16:44

bmal says:

dont call him wrong you were all skating around the issue?

26th Oct 2005, 16:45

chris says:

Cheese dildos.

There's a mental picture I won't get rid of easily.

26th Oct 2005, 20:18

Steve says:

It would have to be Parmasan, Brie would go all squishy

26th Oct 2005, 20:20

chris says:

Yeah, but Parmasan has very little give - surely that's important in these situations?

26th Oct 2005, 20:25

Helen says:

Hmmm, hard cheese.

26th Oct 2005, 20:34

Steve says:

I think it's a personal taste kind of question, there are many kinds on the market

26th Oct 2005, 20:35

Joe says:

thread of the week.

I now have product names for cheese dildos popping into my head

26th Oct 2005, 20:40

chris says:

Coming to an Anne Summers near you?

26th Oct 2005, 20:41

Steve says:

Edam love balls?

26th Oct 2005, 20:44

Helen says:

ba ba ba ba babybel...

26th Oct 2005, 20:45

Helen says:

Tease me, please me, cheese me?

26th Oct 2005, 20:46

chris says:

Nice. Waxy.

Stilton anyone?

26th Oct 2005, 20:46

Steve says:

"Brie me baby"

26th Oct 2005, 20:47

Joe says:

eazy pleazy cheeze

26th Oct 2005, 20:47

Steve says:

That's one fine Phili

26th Oct 2005, 20:48

chris says:

"Tease me, please me, cheese me?"

I think we have our Eroticheese® tagline.

26th Oct 2005, 20:48

Helen says:

Unmascarpone me!

26th Oct 2005, 20:48

Helen says:

Phili me up.

26th Oct 2005, 20:49

Steve says:

Prim u l her!

26th Oct 2005, 20:50

Steve says:

Would that be a "Blue Vein" cheese?

26th Oct 2005, 20:52

Joe says:

"girls ricotta have fun"?

oh dear

26th Oct 2005, 20:53

Helen says:

Feta up.

26th Oct 2005, 20:53

chris says:

*dies*

26th Oct 2005, 20:55

chris says:

I camembert this any more.

26th Oct 2005, 20:56

Steve says:

Drive em mental!

26th Oct 2005, 20:57

Helen says:

Roque me forth.

(See, cheese can be sexy.)

26th Oct 2005, 20:58

Steve says:

Cream cheese :)

26th Oct 2005, 20:58

Steve says:

Harder faster Gouda

26th Oct 2005, 20:59

Joe says:

damn I was gonna say roquefort my world

26th Oct 2005, 21:00

Steve says:

Just found one called Liptauer, which just sounds rude

26th Oct 2005, 21:00

Steve says:

Keep your Pecorino up

26th Oct 2005, 21:01

Joe says:

monterey jack this in now

26th Oct 2005, 21:01

chris says:

OK, are we all doing cheese searches on Google?

26th Oct 2005, 21:01

Steve says:

Make her Quark with pleasure

26th Oct 2005, 21:02

Joe says:

i have my cheese dictionary out

26th Oct 2005, 21:02

Joe says:

I camembert this any longer

26th Oct 2005, 21:03

Steve says:

I am using the rather excellent Cheese.com as a reference :)

26th Oct 2005, 21:04

chris says:

Beat ya joe! look up...

26th Oct 2005, 21:05

Joe says:

nads!

damn my lack of short term memory

26th Oct 2005, 21:08

Helen says:

Bra

Description:
Traditional, unpasteurized, hard cheese which has a round shape. The cheese is named after place where it was originally sold. There exist two types of Bra. The traditional, hard version that ripens for three to six months. The color darkens and the flavor intensifies. The other type is sold young, at 45 days, when the paste is still soft. This version is made from pasteurized milk. Bra is used as a table cheese, but also for grating and melting.


Country:
Italy

Milk:
cow milk

Texture:
hard

26th Oct 2005, 21:11

Joe says:

hard bra....nice

26th Oct 2005, 21:12

chris says:

*can't..... breathe... laughing........*

26th Oct 2005, 21:15

Helen says:

Oh my, this one's rude!

Pant ys Gawn

Description:
Pant ys Gawn is a welsh cheese from the region called Monmouthshire. It ranks among vegetarian cheeses and is made from goat's milk. This small, delightful cheese has a fresh, citrus flavour with a tantalizing suggestion of tarragon. There are several varieties of the cheese, with mixed herbs, cracked black peppercorns, and garlic and chives. It is a table cheese suitable for snacks, grilling, spreading or in salads.


Country:
Great Britain

Milk:
goat milk

Texture:
soft

Fat content:
45 %

26th Oct 2005, 21:18

Steve says:

"Fat content:
45 %" that's quite a big chubby!

26th Oct 2005, 21:20

Joe says:

that *has* to be made up

if not......genius.

26th Oct 2005, 21:21

Helen says:

It's on cheese dot com.

26th Oct 2005, 21:22

Steve says:

For all your cheese needs

26th Oct 2005, 21:24

A says:

You guys can't knock that advert - see what effect it had - you are all cheese obsessives now.... marketing genius!!

29th Oct 2005, 09:32

teflon says:

make her go Yarg with delight.

29th Oct 2005, 10:15

DocD says:

A sandwich anyone?

29th Oct 2005, 12:57

SELINA says:

HEY PEOPLS I M ALL ABOUT CHEESE I HAVE CHEESE.COM AS MY FAVORITES YOU GUYS ARE IMMATURE AND I M ONLY 12

11th Sep 2006, 01:15

Steve says:

Why am I not surprised

11th Sep 2006, 08:33

seaneeboy says:

Selina does have a valid point :)

11th Sep 2006, 09:47

Steve says:

about her being twelve

11th Sep 2006, 22:49