Sexy Cheese?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

you can't use sex to sell cheese.

Thinking about buying a van though :)

I've seen that van while driving. Wierd idea.

Top shelf "Mature Cheddar Monthly" is there a market for it?

I'm sure there's a website somewhere.

I have just spent 5 minutes looking for sex cheese sites....... I am too busy to be doing this! Damn you Joe!!!!!!!! *shakes fist*

"you can't use sex to sell cheese."

As a marketing professional, I'd have to agree...

The fact that you've had to try for 5 minutes pretty much backs up the theory!

Would loved to have been in that meeting when the marketing guy suggested this to "Nila"

Cheesy peas anyone?

Meh, ad people have a way of making loads of things sound good that really aren't. which is kind of good, cos it's their job...

What about cheese dildos? Probably vital you use sex in that situation.

Rich... you're just Wrong.

Glad to see it's been capitalised.

oh dear oh dear!

dont call him wrong you were all skating around the issue?

Cheese dildos.

There's a mental picture I won't get rid of easily.

It would have to be Parmasan, Brie would go all squishy

Yeah, but Parmasan has very little give - surely that's important in these situations?

Hmmm, hard cheese.

I think it's a personal taste kind of question, there are many kinds on the market

thread of the week.

I now have product names for cheese dildos popping into my head

Coming to an Anne Summers near you?

Edam love balls?

ba ba ba ba babybel...

Tease me, please me, cheese me?

Nice. Waxy.

Stilton anyone?

"Brie me baby"

eazy pleazy cheeze

That's one fine Phili

"Tease me, please me, cheese me?"

I think we have our Eroticheese® tagline.

Unmascarpone me!

Phili me up.

Prim u l her!

Would that be a "Blue Vein" cheese?

"girls ricotta have fun"?

oh dear

Feta up.

*dies*

I camembert this any more.

Drive em mental!

Roque me forth.

(See, cheese can be sexy.)

Cream cheese :)

Harder faster Gouda

damn I was gonna say roquefort my world

Just found one called Liptauer, which just sounds rude

Keep your Pecorino up

monterey jack this in now

OK, are we all doing cheese searches on Google?

Make her Quark with pleasure

i have my cheese dictionary out

I camembert this any longer

I am using the rather excellent Cheese.com as a reference :)

Beat ya joe! look up...

nads!

damn my lack of short term memory

Bra

Description:
Traditional, unpasteurized, hard cheese which has a round shape. The cheese is named after place where it was originally sold. There exist two types of Bra. The traditional, hard version that ripens for three to six months. The color darkens and the flavor intensifies. The other type is sold young, at 45 days, when the paste is still soft. This version is made from pasteurized milk. Bra is used as a table cheese, but also for grating and melting.


Country:
Italy

Milk:
cow milk

Texture:
hard

hard bra....nice

*can't..... breathe... laughing........*

Oh my, this one's rude!

Pant ys Gawn

Description:
Pant ys Gawn is a welsh cheese from the region called Monmouthshire. It ranks among vegetarian cheeses and is made from goat's milk. This small, delightful cheese has a fresh, citrus flavour with a tantalizing suggestion of tarragon. There are several varieties of the cheese, with mixed herbs, cracked black peppercorns, and garlic and chives. It is a table cheese suitable for snacks, grilling, spreading or in salads.


Country:
Great Britain

Milk:
goat milk

Texture:
soft

Fat content:
45 %

"Fat content:
45 %" that's quite a big chubby!

that *has* to be made up

if not......genius.

It's on cheese dot com.

For all your cheese needs

You guys can't knock that advert - see what effect it had - you are all cheese obsessives now.... marketing genius!!

make her go Yarg with delight.

A sandwich anyone?

HEY PEOPLS I M ALL ABOUT CHEESE I HAVE CHEESE.COM AS MY FAVORITES YOU GUYS ARE IMMATURE AND I M ONLY 12

Why am I not surprised

Selina does have a valid point :)

about her being twelve