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....flan could be made of potato.
12th Dec 2005, 14:27   | tags:,,


Geodyne says:

They're pretty good. Think of an upside-down shepherd's pie.

12th Dec 2005, 14:47

critical g says:

mushrooms! yucky!

12th Dec 2005, 16:12

spongevid says:


12th Dec 2005, 16:20

critical g says:

best at being yucky

12th Dec 2005, 16:23

spongevid says:

haha. i sense some bias!

12th Dec 2005, 16:24

Amanda says:

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he's a fun-guy (fungi)

Sorry, it's come to something sad when I'm telling my seven year old's jokes.....

12th Dec 2005, 18:02

spongevid says:

haha! I will let you off because i like silly jokes!!

12th Dec 2005, 18:25

critical g says:

What's the stupidest mammal in the sea?

An imbeseal.

tee hee

12th Dec 2005, 18:28

Ooooh... the cracker jokes coming a few weeks early.

What's ET short for?

He's got little legs.

12th Dec 2005, 19:52

Amanda says:


12th Dec 2005, 19:54

eeep... I got a groan from the person that posted the Fun-guy joke? That doesn't bode well.

Ok, how about;

Two fish swim into a brick wall.

One turns to the other and says "damn".

Or, slightly more risque;

What happens if you don't use protection when you have phone sex?

You get hearing aids.

12th Dec 2005, 20:00

Amanda says:

What's green and wrinkly and spends alot of time on it's knees?

Lettuce pray!

What's long and green and moves very fast?

A marrow escape!

I DO like vegetable jokes : )

12th Dec 2005, 21:03

spongevid says:

a marrow escape!

i like fruit jokes, like...
what is green and hairy and moves up and down?!

a gooseberry in a lift

12th Dec 2005, 21:09