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It's not VodKA, it's vodKAT!

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MMMN. cheap vodka.
15th Dec 2005, 01:58   | tags:,

critical g says:

i had a whole bottle of that on saturday without drunkeness! its only 22% so beware feller! i think archers is the same percentage. i felt cheated.

15th Dec 2005, 02:13

bronxelf says:

Cheap vodka is a crime against nature. You should be ashamed of yourself.

15th Dec 2005, 08:05

alfie says:

I should've known you'd say that belf ;) and yes, it was weak as!

15th Dec 2005, 12:46

bronxelf says:

;) You know me all too well.

Thankfully for me, I have some lovely Ketel One here. (and the usual Stoli.)

16th Dec 2005, 01:43

seaneeboy says:

Rubbish! I'll have to tell you about Rembrant vodka some day. We can up with the advertising slogan of "Rembrant! It's Grim!".

16th Dec 2005, 09:50

=^.^= says:

Mmhm...

vodkat!

Finest swill in Cat town!

10th Jan 2006, 18:13

goode says:

Classy Drink!

10th Jan 2006, 18:13

I picked up some of that for my wife (I hate cheap and nasty vodka) it only cost £5, though I didn't realise it was half the alcohol of normal vodka

14th Jan 2006, 00:07

Charlie says:

Seriously horrible, that's that all I can say. Taste's like I'd imagine crude oil and vodka mixed together to taste like. Don't know why it just reminds me of oil lol.

1st Apr 2006, 18:49

anonymous says:

not absolute vodka its absolute its absolte crap!!!!1

8th Apr 2006, 12:57

matt(weststandlower-at-hotmail-dot-com) says:

my dad owns vodkat dont be hoorible by it and try savana its really nice Intercontinental Brands buy any of there drinks

1st Oct 2006, 23:22

wroebot says:

vodkat.
not quite vodka, not quite cat.
Vodkat is foul, and to my suprise, its made in my town, Harrogate.
It is a disgrace to the name alcohol

22nd Oct 2006, 18:00

vodkat says:

we love vodkat!!!
it is cheap and gets you fucked!!

23rd Oct 2006, 22:36

Dan says:

I have just made a formal complaint to trading standards about Vodkat as I think it is misleading to consumers, making them believe it is vodka. Vodka is a spirit and to classify a product as a spirit it must be over 36% or something like that. Anyway point is Vodkat is a mere 22%!!!!!! Utter Pants. And it tastes harsher than 40% vodkas made form sugar


2nd Nov 2006, 12:09

chris says:

I saw the the vodkat advet on tv last night - If it cost any more that £50 I'd supprised

7th Nov 2006, 13:50

i remember buying a bottle of vodka from my local corner shop for about £3, called sovietski or something, and on closer inspection, it turned out that because it was so far removed from what vodka is, it had to be called 'white spirit'.

drank it anyway.

7th Nov 2006, 13:56

bee says:

vodkat is what keeps me and my housemates living!

10th Nov 2006, 21:11

Alfie says:

Bee, I have to ask, how did you find this post? Did you google Vodkat after getting horribly panged to find out if it had radioactive properties?

10th Nov 2006, 21:54

benson says:

vodkat?, more like vodtwat, could they possibly get a bigger bunch of limpdick chumps together to make an advert?

15th Nov 2006, 23:47

anon1 says:

Dunno about Vodkat. Not much of a voddy drinker - although I love that irn bru and blu mixture - wdk stuff.

It might have worked better if they made Vodkat mixer drinks - trouble is, if they use their own brand of vodka to do it, no one will drink them.

Another Vodkat babe, I['m rambling again!

16th Nov 2006, 11:29

Jim says:

I had not heard of Vodkat until I saw a poorly made advert this evening on TV. Seeing these posts I can say it sounds disgusting and I can't see myself trying it any time soon. Tell you what is funking cool though - this was the first web page I found when I googled it. How crap is that company's marketing team???

16th Nov 2006, 21:36

Sean says:

Jeeze oh, me being the lazy bastard I am asked my mum to get me a cheap liter of vodka. So yeah, she knows I tend to buy glens, this looked like glens, the woman behind the counter pitched it to her. She brings it back and it is the most foulest shit ive ever tasted. So yeah, I went out and got a bottle of glens.. im going to be mixing them.. I think im going to be ill tomorow.

17th Nov 2006, 17:44

Vodkat STINKS says:

BE WARNED ABOUT BUYING VODKAT THIS DRINK IS D_I_S_G_U_S_T_I_N_G,
H_O_R_R_I_B_L_E and in my view should be made illegal. One of the worst 'alcoholic' drinks I have ever ever tasted or smelled......
Yughhhhhh

21st Nov 2006, 23:44

vodka princess says:

i had not heard of Vodkat eithet until i saw an appauling advert but when i googled it this was also the first page i was taken to ----sounds terrible

22nd Nov 2006, 14:37

richard says:

I saw the new Vodkat advert last night and how crap is it? Do they really think people will buy after seeing that!? I'm certainly not one so I won't drink one.

Ikea vodka is nice: try it!!

22nd Nov 2006, 22:22

kit says:

Jesus what a shit advert. Whoever makes this stuff ought to be shot (both booze and advert).

25th Nov 2006, 20:43

Alfie says:

Im fascinated now, anyone know where I can watch this ad online?

25th Nov 2006, 20:53

Alfie says:

ahso, thanks sir :D

25th Nov 2006, 21:04

Alfie says:

I've got this hyper weirdness where youtube videos sound doesnt work so I cant actually watch it; bookmarked for if I ever solve it however.

25th Nov 2006, 21:06

Ryland says:

vodkat suck on my twat i love the kat!!! yarrrrrrrr. gargle me baby. makes me nastier than a pasty i love it .

26th Nov 2006, 20:55

Djjohnnyboy(djjohnnyboy-at-gmail-dot-com) says:

Just saw the advert what a load of crap! this product reminds me od Md20/20 and when i was sixteen on the park!

30th Nov 2006, 20:43

disapointed pirate says:

I was on a coach with team mates and we made a booze stop. I saw "vodka" for £5! Wow! Back on the coach, I drank half the bottle and then wondered why I wasn't even remotely pissed. The day after I examined the bottle and saw that extra "t". Those tricksy motherbitches! Outrageous! And yes, I googled vodkat and this was the first page. And vodkat tastes like satan's spunk.

4th Dec 2006, 21:04

leeboi says:

why does everyone keep googleing vodkat, and why are people suprised it tastes like a russian prostitutes piss, when it
only costs a fiver, take sirnoff, thats like£13 what u all expecting?

16th Dec 2006, 18:37

leeboi says:

ooh look ww. vodkats .com/index.aspx

16th Dec 2006, 18:43

AMAN says:

I just bought a crate of Vodkat coz i fuckign love the stuf!
I have 43 bottles on their way to my home address straight from the factory and a reduced price of £1.68 per bottle. cant argue with that shit!
Party at mine?

28th Jan 2007, 21:10

dan says:

If you want the very best vodka try Xellent Its swiss and really is the best I've tried.

www.xellent.com
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buy from www.drinkon.com or www.thedrinkshop.com
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Trust me its second to none forget the rest!!!

6th Feb 2007, 12:51

brap says:

going out tomorrow n saw the stuff in a shop, thought it was proper vodka
=[[
i only just noticed.
im well gna drink it neway....
what it taste like??
x

4th Jul 2008, 23:56

hype says:

ah, a classic case of 'a moblogger accidently does better SEO than a product owner'

lol Vodkat!

5th Jul 2008, 00:31

beebs says:

vodkat is absolutely vile! its the only drink that makes me feel like shit before the night is even over!

10th Sep 2008, 19:03

beebs says:

vodkat is absolutely vile! its the only drink that makes me feel like shit before the night is even over!

10th Sep 2008, 19:03

sunny malta says:

i can not see the problem guys, vodkat is great to drink and takes much longer to get pissed, so enjoy it its great.

25th Sep 2008, 16:39

marion j says:

i went to a pub selling vodkat off as vodka !! naughty naughty. yuk

30th Mar 2009, 11:35

Charlieee says:

worst vodka everrrrrrr

7th Apr 2009, 02:48

Pharma964(johna278-at-aol-dot-com) says:

Very nice site!

24th May 2009, 09:15

Smirnoff Drinker says:

Wot the hell is this Vodcrap. I bought a few doubles at my local and wondered why I wasn't pissed. Can we sue? I mixed it with Coke & it's still crap. Would hate to try it neat!!!!!!

11th Aug 2009, 22:14

alex stewart says:

it's not actually vodka, it's Schnapps

12th Aug 2009, 15:30

greco11 says:

SMIRNOFF FTW

27th Oct 2009, 18:55

:) says:

how much is this stuff ?

30th Oct 2009, 21:58

Anonymous says:

actually, my dad owns intercontinental brands.

24th Dec 2009, 23:32

Anonymous says:

they had to defend themselves in court yesterday

20th Jan 2010, 16:38

VodKAT Dave says:

I drink a bottle a day and still can not get pissed.

17th Feb 2010, 17:03

adi says:

WTF only had a tenner so bought VODKAT at the point where im usually struggling to walk i find myself doing my washing and something clicks this is not right so i look at the vodkat 22% whats that about then i see the word schnapps on the bottle now i know thats not right. My last day off and i get screwed over by some people in marketing who are knobs the are laughing at all us tools that have been sucked in by this awful cheap imitation of alchol f you vodka last penny you ever get off me and btw people who get messed up dring this maybe you should try babysham thats more your level of drinking

22nd Feb 2010, 01:41

adi says:

WTF only had a tenner so bought VODKAT at the point where im usually struggling to walk i find myself doing my washing and something clicks this is not right so i look at the vodkat 22% whats that about then i see the word schnapps on the bottle now i know thats not right. My last day off and i get screwed over by some people in marketing who are knobs the are laughing at all us tools that have been sucked in by this awful cheap imitation of alchol f you vodka last penny you ever get off me and btw people who get messed up dring this maybe you should try babysham thats more your level of drinking

22nd Feb 2010, 01:41

adi says:

WTF only had a tenner so bought VODKAT at the point where im usually struggling to walk i find myself doing my washing and something clicks this is not right so i look at the vodkat 22% whats that about then i see the word schnapps on the bottle now i know thats not right. My last day off and i get screwed over by some people in marketing who are knobs the are laughing at all us tools that have been sucked in by this awful cheap imitation of alchol f you vodkat last penny you ever get off me and btw people who get messed up dring this maybe you should try babysham thats more your level of drinking

22nd Feb 2010, 01:41

adi says:

WTF only had a tenner so bought VODKAT at the point where im usually struggling to walk i find myself doing my washing and something clicks this is not right so i look at the vodkat 22% whats that about then i see the word schnapps on the bottle now i know thats not right. My last day off and i get screwed over by some people in marketing who are knobs the are laughing at all us tools that have been sucked in by this awful cheap imitation of alchol f you vodkat last penny you ever get off me and btw people who get messed up drinking this maybe you should try babysham thats more your level of drinking

22nd Feb 2010, 01:41

lennie(lennie8-at-yahoo-dot-com) says:

WTF, i paid 8 pounds for mine today. thinking it was vodka then realized it said schnapps then realized it said 22% because i've had half the bottle and still no buzz. funny thing is i can drink a whole bottle wine thats 12.5% and get high. how weird is that. so is it vodka or is it schnapps? im confused!

11th Mar 2010, 21:37

theDude says:

AGHHHHHHHHHHH I thought I bought vodka as well. There was ACTUAL vodka for £7.00 and I went for this £5.00 shit.
I had a tenner as well.
It could be worse, I'd dread to have to drink this not mixed.
The dude does NOT abide.

23rd Apr 2010, 15:20

mark says:

people this is a plain schnapps and is a mixer for mainly cocktails.
this tastes great when mixed properly and is a pleasant drink and not as a cheap option to get out of your heads

29th Jul 2010, 15:04

pacmanrulez(pacman4eva-at-hotmail-dot-co-dot-uk) says:

Diageo has won a landmark High Court ruling against Intercontinental Brands’ Vodkat.

The Smirnoff owner first took ICB to court in September 2008, complaining consumers were being misled into believing the 22% abv vodka-based Vodkat was a genuine vodka. Today the High Court ruled in Diageo’s favour.

Diageo spokesman Philip Almond said Diageo launched the case to secure protection for legitimate vodka products.

“The decision confirms as correct our view that vodka is a protectable category under the law of passing off [in the same way as whisky and Champagne] and that the brand name Vodkat is likely to have resulted in substantial numbers of consumers being misled,” Almond said.

“This landmark case is important not only for Diageo but for other vodka brand owners and producers and for vodka consumers. It will ensure the vodka category can be protected from other ‘vodka lookalike’ products now and in the future.”

ICB director Paul Burton said the company was “considering the branding issues carefully” in the wake of the decision.

“While we are disappointed with the decision, we want to reassure our customers that we will continue to supply our Vodkat Schnapps product to them,” he said.

“ICB has never sought to mislead consumers [but] in light of this judgement, it is clear we need to make it even more evident to consumers that Vodkat Schnapps is a 22% abv schnapps and not a vodka.

The packaging may change but the product will continue, which – considering it has a retail value of £24m and is growing fast – will be good news to hundreds of thousands of consumers.”

13th Aug 2010, 17:17

pacmanrulez(pacman4eva-at-hotmail-dot-co-dot-uk) says:

not the NOT vodka section

"even more evident to consumers that Vodkat Schnapps is a 22% abv schnapps and not a vodka. "

13th Aug 2010, 17:22

voddy says:

snce i had vodkat i cant drink any other vodka......i luv it

26th Oct 2010, 22:08

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19

ginag says:

it clearly says on the bottle it's schnapps and not vodka - thats why vodka drinkers will be dissapointed - but if served with lemonade and ice it's really quiet refreshing - and as its only 22% you dont end up in such a drunken state end of the night - good in my case lol

7th Jun 2011, 19:19