by Alfie
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I make things on the web, mobile and in the actual world.
I've done lots of bits and bobs over the years, and right now I'm mostly working on this.
I enjoy speaking about things I like, most recently this. You can email me if you'd like, and I'm on twitter.
oof.
Yeah.
Well fortunately your hair grows so fast, you'll have the marmot back in no time. But um... perhaps a change in hair stylist is in order.
that IS a bit short, alfie, dont worry, my haircutters always do that to me, the fuckers, a trim to them means, townie spikes(
hahaha...I hate it when that happens....fortunately my hair is pretty much impossible to "style" in any way.
Did you tip her/him?
I did actually tip her :s idiot, but she was sweet, even if I was both pissed off and wishing for a cap. bah, it's only hair! And Avril? a change in hair stylist? I go where it's cheap baby, so maybe that's what needs to change. Badjon, dude, on you it may be de rigeur, on me, it's de shite.
I'm thinking Alfie with a shaved head is not so much a good idea.
Depending on how much you're willing to offer I can act as a broker....
Got my haircut in some Italian place in Brixton years back and he cut it too short so I complained. He laughed at me looked down at the hair that he had cut and said 'whaddo you want me to do stick it back on your head...?'
You wanna come up to Leeds, home of the £3.50 haircut :)
Hey, It can't be any worse!
Alfie - you're right, it's your habits that need to change. Find a good stylist and make them your friend!
So even though he says that he gave clear instructions, my clearest mental image of the situation involves alfie sitting in the barber's chair waving his hands around and describing what he wants in totally oblique terms. "I want it like a pile of cream, except the cream's rotated through the fourth dimension and turned back into hair, except it's hiding behind itself and also like that guy in that band with the song that goes DA NA NA NA NA NA NA WHANG with the video set inside the whale, yeah?"
i need to see this from all angles to comment properly!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
the keys to shit haircut are in my pocket
*giggles*
That is no fun. I have a lovely hairdresser that I had to set straight (not that straight) about my hair. I told him that if he f*cked it up, I was going to kill him and noone would ever find his body. My hair has been perfect ever since. Perhaps you should try this tack.
Hats are fashionable!!! Think about it...
AHAHAHAHHAHAAA!
Rich = godlike. Totally.
And Alf, that is indeed, sad. I shall buy you a beanie hat for crimbo :-)