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I make things on the web, mobile and in the actual world.

I've done lots of bits and bobs over the years, and right now I'm mostly working on this.

I enjoy speaking about things I like, most recently this. You can email me if you'd like, and I'm on twitter.

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worst.haircut.ever

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Me to Hair person: "Hi! I'd like it basically how it is, but shorter,
not that much shorter, but just enough that I don't have to tuck my
fringe behind my ear every 5 seconds.Translation in hairdresser speak: "Hi! I'd like my hair cut really
short, all around, with a tiny little fringe just on my forehead, yeah?"F*uckers.

20th Dec 2005, 17:08 | tags:#hair

,#hair cut

,#haircut

bronxelf says:

oof.

Yeah.

Well fortunately your hair grows so fast, you'll have the marmot back in no time. But um... perhaps a change in hair stylist is in order.

20th Dec 2005, 17:10

Spike says:

that IS a bit short, alfie, dont worry, my haircutters always do that to me, the fuckers, a trim to them means, townie spikes(

20th Dec 2005, 17:11

Joe says:

hahaha...I hate it when that happens....fortunately my hair is pretty much impossible to "style" in any way.

20th Dec 2005, 17:12

Amanda says:

Did you tip her/him?

20th Dec 2005, 17:13

beth says:

corr that's a sulk and a half

20th Dec 2005, 17:20

BadJon2 says:

Whats wrong with that? That IS my haircut?

20th Dec 2005, 17:20

alfie says:

I did actually tip her :s idiot, but she was sweet, even if I was both pissed off and wishing for a cap. bah, it's only hair! And Avril? a change in hair stylist? I go where it's cheap baby, so maybe that's what needs to change. Badjon, dude, on you it may be de rigeur, on me, it's de shite.

20th Dec 2005, 17:23

ookiine says:

HA HA!!!!!!

Just shave it all off!

20th Dec 2005, 20:28

bronxelf says:

I'm thinking Alfie with a shaved head is not so much a good idea.

20th Dec 2005, 21:14

bronxelf says:

Depending on how much you're willing to offer I can act as a broker....

20th Dec 2005, 22:23

DocD says:

Got my haircut in some Italian place in Brixton years back and he cut it too short so I complained. He laughed at me looked down at the hair that he had cut and said 'whaddo you want me to do stick it back on your head...?'

20th Dec 2005, 23:00

? KAYZE ? says:

Alfie??? lol oh dear!

21st Dec 2005, 09:40

seaneeboy says:

You wanna come up to Leeds, home of the £3.50 haircut :)

Hey, It can't be any worse!

21st Dec 2005, 09:54

Geodyne says:

Alfie - you're right, it's your habits that need to change. Find a good stylist and make them your friend!

21st Dec 2005, 09:57

Spike says:

or cut it yourself!

21st Dec 2005, 09:58

Rich says:

So even though he says that he gave clear instructions, my clearest mental image of the situation involves alfie sitting in the barber's chair waving his hands around and describing what he wants in totally oblique terms. "I want it like a pile of cream, except the cream's rotated through the fourth dimension and turned back into hair, except it's hiding behind itself and also like that guy in that band with the song that goes DA NA NA NA NA NA NA WHANG with the video set inside the whale, yeah?"

21st Dec 2005, 12:04

alfie says:

/nathan barley

I love you Rich, in the least gay way possible.

21st Dec 2005, 13:15

cakemix(dreadbettie-at-gmail-dot-com) says:

i need to see this from all angles to comment properly!

21st Dec 2005, 13:18

helmholtz says:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

22nd Dec 2005, 05:30

bronxelf says:

*reads Rich's comment*

*dies*

You know? I can picture that too.

22nd Dec 2005, 05:34

ILLEGAL CHARACTERS IN $(NAME) says:

the keys to shit haircut are in my pocket

22nd Dec 2005, 12:54

GregErin says:

*giggles*

That is no fun. I have a lovely hairdresser that I had to set straight (not that straight) about my hair. I told him that if he f*cked it up, I was going to kill him and noone would ever find his body. My hair has been perfect ever since. Perhaps you should try this tack.

22nd Dec 2005, 18:16

CHESO(ce_salvador-at-hotmail-dot-com) says:

Hats are fashionable!!! Think about it...

23rd Dec 2005, 17:48

kikuchan says:

AHAHAHAHHAHAAA!

Rich = godlike. Totally.

And Alf, that is indeed, sad. I shall buy you a beanie hat for crimbo :-)

23rd Dec 2005, 20:22