I am a model. At the moment I am Marshal Ney from the Aifix Napoleonic Wars gift set..
We really do live in Skaro!
but pigeons are really, really stupid and rats are quite intelligent..
Yey for Rats! flightless, or otherwise.
Bloody pigeons. One of them shat on my head in Trafalgar Square last week. Had to get my coat dry-cleaned too.
In fact, I think it was that one there. Can you bill him £7.50 for me please?
Yes, it was him alright. He was openly boasting about it. :)