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"My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant life form had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt."

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My, what pretty feet you have

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22nd Jun 2004, 17:12   | tags:,,

Melinda says:

Oh, I don't know about that.
Balls are ugly.
I mean really. I've seen some cute, pretty little feet... but never cute, pretty little scrotums.

22nd Jun 2004, 17:15

nomad says:

dunno dude... elbows worry me.

*except on female tennis players.

22nd Jun 2004, 17:15

nomad says:

melinda try....

www.testicletheatre.com

22nd Jun 2004, 17:18

Alfie says:

Melinda got it in one, the scrotum is the piece of flesh left over after gods creation that he just didnt know what to do with, so he slapped it somewhere he thought noone would look.

22nd Jun 2004, 17:25

Melinda says:

Oh dear.

22nd Jun 2004, 17:30

mat says:

*covers eyes*

*tries to forget*

*fails*





oh god.

22nd Jun 2004, 17:35

gcnc says:

One Scene Moblog Play
Glinda: "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
Dorothy: "I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas."
Glinda: "Oh. Well, is that the witch?"
Dorothy: "Who, Toto? Toto's my dog!"
Wicked Witch of the West: "Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you?"
Dorothy: "No, no. It was an accident. I didn't mean to kill anybody."
Wicked Witch of the West: "Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents, too!"
Glinda: "You have no power here! Now begone, before somebody drops a house on you!"
Wicked Witch of the West: "I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!"

22nd Jun 2004, 17:36

Alfie says:

thats obviously why he no longer intervenes to correct injustustice then. bastard.

22nd Jun 2004, 17:42

gcnc says:

>thedude says:
>Fools. I have Gods testicles.

I can't help but think that God's teticles would be dark pendulous and, well, of Biblical proportions rather than the smooth wrinkleless grapes you described in your previous post.

22nd Jun 2004, 17:44

Melinda says:

There's this whole parting of the seas image re: testicles that I just don't want to share with anyone...

22nd Jun 2004, 18:39

Melinda says:

Ah, but when you raise your staff to the sky can you call upon God's will to part your balls?
That's the REAL question.

22nd Jun 2004, 18:47

Melinda says:

....

Pussy.

22nd Jun 2004, 20:27

Duke Raoul(gnarly00alien-at-yahoo-dot-com) says:

I wonder is god cut or uncut ?? I would put my money on uncut . im uncut . sometimes women look at my huge throbbing uncircumcised member and they get a little intimidated they ask whats that ?? that skin my last boy friend didnt have that .. whats wrong with you freak ??and of course me being a wonderful guy tell them all about how there boy friends penis's are incomplete . Then the under standing fills there silly little faces and i cram my ungreased carrot up there little barnholes peace and a biscuit your friend DUKE

28th Apr 2005, 10:38

thedude says:

feet, is there a more ugly thing on everyones body? I think not. Like the legs tho.

Raaarrrr

8th Jun 2008, 16:45

thedude says:

You should see my balls. Perfection. Totally smooth. I use anti-wrinkle cream.

8th Jun 2008, 16:45

thedude says:

Fools. I have Gods testicles.

8th Jun 2008, 16:45

thedude says:

dude, i never sait they were grapes. Ok, I have moseses testicles. Nabbed em while he was up the mountain.

8th Jun 2008, 16:45

thedude says:

*Laughing on the floor in work while my manager tries to fire my ass*

I've never said that my balls could part the sea, then again I've never tried. Lets see if i can part the atlantic so I can share my vastness with u Canadian and American mobloggers. No-one else mind, otherwise I shall have to sell tickets.

8th Jun 2008, 16:45

thedude says:

When I point my staff to the sky, everything parts. I could carry on could offend people with talk of things parting.

8th Jun 2008, 16:45

thedude says:

Yes please.

But to please Mel:

As I have Moseses Balls, When I point my otherworldly staff to the heavens, God touches afore mentioned staff and my balls part. But he also grants me the power to part other things. Such as peoples hair into a nice side parting, The oceans of the world so I can set my moblogging people free. And peoples legs, so I can do the nasty.

Glossary:
Staff = Love Gun

No Dudes were harmed in this presentation. Some were pleasured though.

8th Jun 2008, 16:45