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I had the most hilarious and surreal conversation with a 3 mobile man calling from india...I get about 10 calls a week from these guys (although he denies that). On presuming I had a mobile i told him, actually no, I am afraid of phones...he then asked me what I used to communicate, and I told him, deadly serious, a 'Carrier pidgeon'. This then went into him repeating in troubled voice 'sorry miss, you CARRY a pidgeon?'. Eventually he grasped it, and give him his dues, played along. He asked me said pidge's name,
'Harold'.
I went on to explain that whilst i was scared of phones (didnt occur to him to ask HOW he was talking to me if this was true) I would contine to use beloved Harold. 'But what hapens when he dies?' I KID YOU NOT! Then I eventually said look i'm just not interested, he ACTUALLY asked, well why didn't I say that in 1st place??? (surely pidgeon bit was giveaway?!) Anyway that was revenge for being called so damn often by them, seemingly by the same guy. It felt even better then 'i've got no arms to have filed in your bloody survey' time (see G spot's 'whatever you got i aint buying')
21st Feb 2006, 17:18  

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Joe says:

have you registered with the TPS? ( www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/ )
I did and it totally stopped phone spam for me.

21st Feb 2006, 18:46

Deano says:

Catch the pigeon .....catch pigeon , Mutley my gun :-)

21st Feb 2006, 20:41

Euphro says:

TPS worked for us too :)

21st Feb 2006, 20:44

Sionnach says:

And me! Bloody nuisance calls. Or you can blow a whistle down the phone at them and damage their hearing for life, but that's just mean.....

23rd Feb 2006, 18:30

seaneeboy says:

And me! TPS Rocks! and MPS!

25th Feb 2006, 10:50

Nix says:

i did it i did it! it is safe isn't it? it's weird that they don't want any money from it, that kinda made me suspicious but i'm all signed up now

25th Feb 2006, 18:17

seaneeboy says:

Yep, it's totally above board - let us know if it works!

27th Feb 2006, 11:04