Do you listen to Virgin Radio? As on the Late Show, they were asking for people to phone in with amusing stories from their local newspaper. I think that is worthy enough...
For the longest time I thought that was really how you spelt 'Cream'...
Of course a creme egg can break through a window, you've obviously never tried.
Personally I'd rather eat it, though.
How do Capricorns do it again?
Lucky buggers, getting a free creme egg and all :)
Were local residents in uproar?
Local residents were indeed in uproar.
There was also an amusing article about a car which had had it's wing mirrors bent, but this was soooo much funnier.