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jc1000000 says:
You may be disappointed with the answer! It's the same reason girls can't play pool. Rest assured they are the more genial of the species.
The author concludes (after much experimentation) that:
1. The ability to throw far is a function of either upper body strength - natural or acquired - or techinique (and when women of any age threw, they treated it as a bit of a laugh, and giggled - often delicously, where as men (of any age) threw, they took it very seriously & frowned - often comically)
2. The ability to thorw accurately is a function of technique
3. Women can be taught to throw as accurately as men and (almost*) as far.
4. Women are (and I quote) superior beings to men.
Hehehe..
Uber_Spy says:
The ability to spell accurately is also a function of technique...!
Uber_Spy says:
Did any Kamikaze pilots survive the war? THE BOOK SAYS: 'As most people know, the role of the kamikaze - 'divine wind' - pilots was to fly rudimentary planes packed with explosives straight into Allied ships in what amounted to a suicide mission. However, to complete their task, they had to find an Allied ship, and if they couldn't they returned to base. There was one kamikaze pilot who flew no fewer than elevn missions and lived through the entire war'.
Uber_Spy says:
And we don't eat squirrels cos they are basically tree rats, and we'd get diseases. Apparently. Except if you catch ones that live in the country. They taste like chicken (duh!)
Next to squirell question is one that says 'If you were supple enough to give yourself a blow job, would that make you gay?. This book is pure brilliance!!
hahahahahaha! that book sounds brilliant!
A friend of mine gave me a similar book the other day, entitled "Why do men have nipples?" Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini.
Rather amusing as well..
Uber_Spy says:
Please...please do tell why men have nipples. I have been having this debate with a friend...I say - mens nipples are faults of evolution. What does your book say??
well... men have nipples because embryos start out bisexual, until either the estrogen or testosterone kicks in, and makes you a boy or a girl. After that, the nipples of men serve no real function anymore, although the gland that produces milk is there in the male, but it remains undeveloped unless stimulated by estrogen.
Uber_Spy says:
And also...because 'they're faults of evolution'. (I really need to be right on this one Iz - back me up here :) hehe
i'm left handed and can throw like a proper man however when i use my right arm i throw like a girl.
G, I'm left handed too, but throw like a girl with my left hand, and like a demon with my right!
Uber_Spy says:
WOOOHOO!! YOU HEAR THAT!! FAULTS OF EVOLUTION!! (*smirks smuggly*)
Are you calling me strange?
well, he won't be the first
Steve says:
"Izadora says:
well... men have nipples because embryos start out bisexual," I think the word you are looking for is asexual
Joe says:
men are just female mutants anyway, girls have X X chromosones boys have X Y - a Y is an X with a leg missing....
Steve says:
We are defective women with a really big clitoris and a sense of direction.
crickson says:
*Ahem
Males might be mutants, but females are freakish chimeras - being made up of two genetically distinct cell lines depending on which X chromosome a cell decides to use (you can't have both active at once).
FilbertFox says:
but being a chimera is far cooler than being a simple mutant. It also explains why we can't make our minds up
I must say that this has been absolutely entertaining reading this thread, and the conclusion that my band kids would come to would be "girls can throw, and rather hard, just not always accurately" I KNOW my drummers would agree! :)
