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I'm in the RAF, I'll be going all over the shop so expect pics all the way from Kandahar in Afghanistan to Las Vegas with a stop over in the Kosovo.

Lets hope there'll be nothing coming out of S.Korea, eh? : )

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Thieving pikeys!

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They even stole the kitchen sink!(Best buy a new kitchen! ;-))
18th Apr 2006, 21:21  

what would a pikey use a sink for? hehe (smug laughing at his own rubbish joke)

18th Apr 2006, 21:39

FilbertFox says:

what id a pikey?

18th Apr 2006, 22:12

a good question, and to answer it, please enjoy this quote from the urban dictionary...

Pikey is not a racial group, the term is used to describe anyone who lives in a caravan or shares the same values and "culture" of "the travelling community", and whose main sources of income are as follows:

Stealing cars, flogging roses in pubs for "childrens' charities", nicking lead off roofs, burgling garden sheds, blagging entry to old peoples house to rob them, doing dodgy tarmac jobs ("we've got some black stuff left over from a job up the road"), sometimes with mint imperials used as a substitute for white chippings, or, reportedly, using snow to lay slabs on when the sand ran out, stealing your bollocks if they weren't in a bag and anything else that's not nailed down and anything that is nailed down but will fit in the back of an untaxed Transit when nobody's looking.

Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that "isn't English, it isn't Irish, it's just Pikey" (source: Film: Snatch), a penchant for harecoursing, ketamine, lighter fuel, fighting in pubs and shopping at Lidl.

Best avoided.

18th Apr 2006, 22:24

i thought it pretty comprehensive

18th Apr 2006, 22:34

FilbertFox says:

ok, so i gather they are not nice folk then

19th Apr 2006, 08:33

jimmy1991 says:

i think pikeys shud be eradicated
they stole our freinds brand new tractor and a very nice hydraulic trailer
in our area they did £1 million worth of damage by raiding shops
quite frankley i hate the theiving C**TS

7th Nov 2006, 19:13

Rhys says:

That's the best description ever. Have you wrote to the ''dictionary people?''

7th Nov 2006, 19:17

hannah says:

wer nt ol bad ye no

18th Dec 2006, 19:01

aaran(aaranallen-at-yahoo-dot-co-dot-uk) says:

yer, i agree wid u all they r thieving little bas****s and there obsesive aswell, once they get somthing into there tiny little fare from educated minds they stick 2 it, i no this because i new 1, and he recond he was hard carrying a plastic pipe around and srewing at little kids in the park and there hole family are all tree cutters and i wrked wid thm 4 a short time and stopped after finding out the real troof how they get there thievin little jobs

23rd Mar 2007, 00:18

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