exhibit A:

it also expires today!!

was it really the cleaner?

I've been set up. It fell out of the fridge when I opened it for my apple juice this morning. I had no choice but to pick it up and put it back on the shelf - my prints are all over it maaan.
It wasn't me! I don't even like chicken tikka!

Can't be a student fridge. There is no mildew on the fridge walls, and as for whole grain mustard....

It was Tesco Value beans in my day....

or was it http://www.mounthorebtrollway.com/fieldguide/chickenthief.html

paintist, where do you find these things...? (he says, wearing pvc sherlock holmes suit with gimp mask & pipe...)

encyclopedic knowledge.......( and google helps)
I still havent worked out how to do the clicky thing .....

put the text you want to be clicked as the link in here

EDIT: that explanation did not help at all! have a look at this example paintist: http://www.w3schools.com/html/tryit.asp?filename=tryhtml_links

chicken thief

yay !!!!!!

kudos paintist. a whole new world has opened up to you...

indeed indeed............

good init