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This should be amusing.
15th May 2006, 22:36   | tags:,

puddlepuff says:

Ahh ganz toll!!

15th May 2006, 22:40

Uber_Spy says:

Achtung baby! (edit - sorry - that was so bad - just couldn't help myself...)

15th May 2006, 22:42

puddlepuff says:

Du kleine,...

15th May 2006, 22:46

puddlepuff says:

Jah Geil!

That was something I had to get used to in Germany, wich they use for everything good.

15th May 2006, 22:47

Dhamaka says:

is geil like geel / geul?

16th May 2006, 05:38

daz says:

It's pronounced gah-eel, with the ah and the ee sound pronounced together like in "I".

16th May 2006, 06:47

puddlepuff says:

And in Dutch we only use that when we wanna say we are realy horney!!

/though that German girls liked puff a lot :(

16th May 2006, 07:02

daz says:

it means "horny" in german, too, but we also use it whenever something just really rocksl... Like "hot", I guess.

edit: I'm guessing that would be because "puff" means "brothel". :)

16th May 2006, 07:09

Dhamaka says:

thank you pp - that's what I wanted to find out

so your geil is more like the Dutch lekker Daz?

16th May 2006, 07:59

daz says:

I don't speak Dutch, so I don't know - but the German "lecker" means tasty. :)

16th May 2006, 08:05

Dhamaka says:

good enough to eat
for food, people.... can also be used as sexy in a kinda nice way

16th May 2006, 08:07

Uber_Spy says:

This thread has been very educating... have my German Language priorities all sorted now. Good...horny...brothel... tasty. Hehe.
How do I say - 'Hello, are you a banker, would you care to elope?'

16th May 2006, 08:16

Dhamaka says:

wouldn't bother - from that comment I doubt you've met many german bankers.

Now, 'how much are you worth' 'where's your other porshe' 'do you have an F1' , 'what is the value of your personal investment fund', 'are you capable of looking after me in the style to which I intend to become accustomed'...they might be more useful...

(edit) nothing against Germans, it's just that with a few notable exceptions (my brother is one) I think the b in banker can easily be replaced with another more appropriate letter

(edit again) good grief, it must be the wrong time of the month - I'm not normally that vicious

16th May 2006, 08:19

Uber_Spy says:

Hahahaha. Hmmm. Have not actully met a single German Banker. Swiss bankers - yes. Almost everyone I met in Zurich worked in a bank - definitly not your minted banker stereotype. But gentlemen - yes! Can see how that comment could be a bit misinterupted. Oops..
Love that last statement - LOL!!

16th May 2006, 08:29

Dhamaka says:

you're right about Swiss bankers, they seem to carry their profession better than bankers from the rest of the world. Wonder if that is also true for, for example lichtenstein-ian bankers... Definitely not for Gibraltarian ones. I think you should do some thorough investigating and report back..

16th May 2006, 08:32

Uber_Spy says:

Or could just scrap the banker idea and find someone with a pass to the Lindt chocolate factory? Much more useful..& easier to share..

16th May 2006, 08:38

Dhamaka says:

SHARE??? Chocolate???? ha - that's what you think

*pushes Uber out of way

16th May 2006, 08:38

Uber_Spy says:

*makes a beeline for the Lindt Chocolate vat...

16th May 2006, 08:54

nige says:

gosh, i've missed out on this string. i think i'll stand and observe for a while...

16th May 2006, 08:58

paintist says:

just cover yourself in chocolate nige...........

16th May 2006, 10:16

puddlepuff says:

"puff" means "brothel"

And is Puddle one of the tiny wee doggies?

Cous then I would be a dog brothel?!?

16th May 2006, 10:30

nige says:

pp, you get stranger by the day, man.... :P

16th May 2006, 10:49

i think you mean poodle,pp as a puddle i a small gatering of water like when it rains!

so really your a brothel for water

16th May 2006, 10:59

puddlepuff says:

Poodle in German is Pudel, damn have one D to much :(

pp, you get stranger by the day, man.... :P

That's a compliment comming from you Nige ;)

16th May 2006, 11:13

as so in you are a dog brothel! thats a tad strange!

16th May 2006, 11:15

nige says:


16th May 2006, 11:15

Uber_Spy says:

Just an 'S' away from being a pastry...

16th May 2006, 11:16

Gael says:

I read that as 'Huge' in 3 months; first I thought pregnancy!, then that all that Swiss chocolate must be taking its toll ...

16th May 2006, 11:34

Uber_Spy says:

Hence the new nikes...

16th May 2006, 11:35

Gael says:

aha, types in between bites of Crunchie - but i did go to the gym first thing, so that's OK -isn't it?

16th May 2006, 11:36

Uber_Spy says:

Totally. Hmmmm...crunchie. After trying (again) on weekend to eat my weight in sugar, I am doing a month - sugar free. Cold turkey. *breaks out in beads of sweat

16th May 2006, 11:40

paintist says:

cruel and unusual punishment...what have you done thats so bad you have to torture yourself....cold turkey noooooo!

16th May 2006, 11:50

Uber_Spy says:

sometime you have to be cruel to be kind. Savour that crunchie for me Gael :)

16th May 2006, 12:01

Dhamaka says:

don't do it Uber, it's easier to exercise... isn't it?

16th May 2006, 16:40

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