ooo dear dangerouse!

man nearly not so alive! hope you have a trip switch!.......

whoopsy daisy! hope you didnt get hurt

Strangely enough, it just stopped working. It didn't explode into flames or anything like you'd expect. Our trip switch didn't even trip!

It's funny because you're an idiot.

Why did you buy a new one? You could have taken it apart and installed a spanking new cable...