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First Class Wanker

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He's got a first class cabin on the sleeper.
He's been drinking champagne all day.
He met Sarah Ferguson today.
He's got a girlfriend called Scarlett (and phoned her at 3 o'clock this morning), and his wife doesn't know.
He thinks he looks 'fucking cool' in the suit he got in the sales.
He tells his wife that he's a wanker.
How do I know all this? Because he's on his third phone call so far, and unclear on the concept of being discreet.
I'm very glad that I don't have to sit next to him for the whole journey.
18th Jul 2004, 21:43   | tags:,,

Amber says:

This is why we all need futurephones. To expose the private lives and lies of the strange people who're too damn big for their own britches.

That and to laugh at old wankers who 'look fucking cool' and have girlfriends named Scarlett.

20th Jul 2004, 20:53

brown says:

how many times have we been there - lets all start collecting information on loud phone users so we can discover where they all come from and build a wall around it. ( but he does look fucking cool in that suit)

21st Jul 2004, 08:57

Groovicron says:

What you need is a mobile phone jammer. Illeagal in this country I think but I have a friend who has one and takes great delight in annoying people like this guy.

21st Jul 2004, 09:56

Joe_Archer says:

what we actually need, is a way to broadcast the conversation over the trains PA system...I reckon he'd hang up pretty sharpish if he heard his "girlfriends" voice coming throught the train speakers.

21st Jul 2004, 10:09

teflon says:

Sorry to keep on being practical, but that would just create some nasty feedback.

Actually, maybe you're on to something there...

21st Jul 2004, 10:23