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Did you mean Vibrator?
tale: A teacher was going through a girls science work book when she
found these pictures of vibrators. Apparently she had looked on
google image for pictures to do with "Variation" which is fine except
she must have misspelt "Variation" and Google in it's wisdom decided
that she meant "Vibrators". Being young and innocent she dutifully
copied down the images that she saw and even inserted their names
too. This was passed around the staff room and was photocopied by one
of them. "Dolly Dolphin" is my favourite :)
,variation,vibration
Spike says:
the bottom right one (in between the tiny one and the one that looks like moth larvae) looks like a gherkin!
Spike says:
oh and fucking great story, its times like this i want to get into teaching sooner!
beth says:
i got told off for taking tampons into school and pretending they were mice once.
Spike says:
i second sean's point! artistic for a wee nipper! even if they are phallic style drawings!
i wish i could draw (cock shaped things) that well...........hang on.....
spongevid says:
haha. well technicaly she still got it right...variation of vibrators. heh.
OJ says:
LOL.
They are very well drawn! I think one of them may be a dildo though, marks deducted for that...
bronxelf says:
Well, i think she gets an A- it IS variation.
And damned well rendered, as well.
Spike says:
variation: something that differs 'slightly' from the normal
looks at number 9 (with the base)....looks in pants..... looks back at number 9..... 'slightly'....... um!!!
Gael says:
Top right is a Wall's Twister ice-cream ...
Spike says:
#12 is STILL a gherkin in my eyes.
and im glad #9 isnt in my other eye! apologies for the vibrator/dildo/but plug confucion steve!
paintist says:
I hope she wasn't penalised, and that she got the marks she deserves for such thorough research......
Steve says:
They tried not to make to much of a big deal about it so that she didn't get too embarresed
Spike says:
one day. years from now when shes left school and organising moving house, shes going to come across old school books and see this! i feel for her embarassment now!
OJ says:
Nooo, number 9 is of the genus dildo, whilst number 11 is a butt plug.
Or quite possibly a slug that has wandered into the party by mistake.
Numbers four and five are disturbing me and reminding me of a very odd sci-fi film so I have to stop looking now. :eek:
Spike says:
what the hell kind of sci-fi films do you watch.
'illegal alien butplug holocaust III'??
Spike says:
so long as im not the only one that saw that.
and also 'vampire dildo whores from mars'
OJ says:
Oh it's not even proper sci-fi. It's all set within a virtual reality computer game in which some of the players are trying to bump each other off - and it's just patently weird.
How vague? How tangential? I'm sorry...
Spike says:
no need to apologise OJ, im sure ive seem some more sick and twisted things!