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Don't Be Influenced By Us!

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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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first post - don't worry, there'll be more.

Spike says:

shit. everyone ALWAYS needs some nice yellow pants. welcome to MoblogUK monkeyfinger

19th Jul 2006, 16:32

paintist says:


19th Jul 2006, 16:33

Spike says:

thats not Rowan is it?

19th Jul 2006, 16:37

paintist says:

why yellow? fave colour round these parts seems to be pink.....

19th Jul 2006, 16:37

Welcome in mbUK!

19th Jul 2006, 16:38

well, there i was, wondering what to call my little space on this here superhighway, and i looked in my shopping bag and saw my nice new yellow pants. seemed like a good idea at the time...

19th Jul 2006, 16:39

i just realised - because of my blog name, google are going to advertise spongebob on my page. FOREVER!!!! bum

19th Jul 2006, 16:43

paintist says:

especially if we keep saying will pick it up...
although you have a rather boring multimedia subsystem up at the moment...

19th Jul 2006, 16:46

seaneeboy says:

Welcome to MoblogUK!

19th Jul 2006, 16:46

Puddikat says:

Wecome to MoblogUK

19th Jul 2006, 18:14

oooooo get you!!!!!

hello hows it going?

20th Jul 2006, 13:25


21st Jul 2006, 07:54

QueenH says:

Ohh the rumours are true

Welcome aboard

24th Jul 2006, 13:05

which rumours?

24th Jul 2006, 13:06

Euphro says:

Hello and welcome to MoblogUK :D Are you another Lamb?

24th Jul 2006, 17:49

yep. we get everywhere.

24th Jul 2006, 17:52

Euphro says:

Quite a Moblog dynasty really :D

24th Jul 2006, 17:52

paintist says:

there should be a map....perhaps Beth could do one....of all the interconnecting families and friends, it is fascinating.....

24th Jul 2006, 17:53

thing is, i'm sure i know more people than i think. its just these dastardly user-names!

24th Jul 2006, 17:57

paintist says:

you know Queen H, Spike, backwards lamb ( you should ask him who else really) and then there is the potential to make more and more and more friends.......

24th Jul 2006, 18:00

QueenH says:

The rumours young Aidan told about you signing up here.

24th Jul 2006, 18:07

aah. not about me being so dashingly handsome that any picture of me turns to black and white. to shield young eyes from the glory, you understand.

24th Jul 2006, 18:56

by the way, WTF is a multimedia subsysytem?

1st Aug 2006, 12:02

click on it and it will tell you surly? but i have no idea what its saying under it ! thats it trying to explain it!

1st Aug 2006, 12:06

jebus, just had a look at their website - i wish i'd never asked. it looks hard...

1st Aug 2006, 12:33

paintist says:

how come you want us to be directed to this one....cilck to ten?

3rd Nov 2006, 13:28

shellwool (muffinminky-at-gmail-dot-com) says:

monkey i hope u score well although u may hv eaten too much nuts:P

9th Nov 2006, 20:50