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Don't Be Influenced By Us!

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a nice random image to get you started:

i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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someone has wiped poo on the toilet door in my office.
24th Jul 2006, 15:50   | tags:,,,

paintist says:

your clicky aint working....

2nd Aug 2006, 16:48

paintist says:

oops it has diappeared

2nd Aug 2006, 16:49

was just testing - i have no idea how to do a clicky, so i was experimenting with some very shaky html knowledge

2nd Aug 2006, 17:04

paintist says:

I can tell you :-) smug smile from me......

2nd Aug 2006, 17:34

please do... it would make my moblogging experience all the richer

3rd Aug 2006, 09:09

i told her how to do it. :-) even smugger smile from me!

3rd Aug 2006, 09:35

damn you all.

3rd Aug 2006, 09:36