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i now have a FLICKR page too!

"why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? do you especially think i'm *not* a genius? you didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

"i am secretly afraid of animals.... i think it is because of the usness in their eyes, with the underlying not-usness which belies it, and is so tragic a reminder of the lost age when we human beings branched off and left them: left them to eternal inarticulateness and slavery. why? their eyes seem to ask us."

"we've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. thanks to the internet, we now know this is not true..."

african monkey proverb: "the day the monkey is destined to die, all the trees get slippery."

"i'll buy a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the civil war"

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see the mattress. gaze in awe at its turquoiseness. mattresses like this don't happen by accident you know. Men died during its creation. we may never see it in the flesh, but we can consider ourselves lucky to have been born in its time.
28th Jul 2006, 08:29   | tags:,,

paintist says:

and I am guessing way out of your price range? neat veiw of your photo collection....any that you dont want?

28th Jul 2006, 09:01

its actually one of the many postcards that i never sent from las vegas. this one is addressed to st woolos road, and the text underneath the pic is what was written on the back. told you i was in a funny mood.

and no, there aren't any pics i don't want. they're all mine! bwa ha ha ha

28th Jul 2006, 09:04

paintist says:

neat portrait of you too , who did it?

28th Jul 2006, 09:19

the one bottom right? that was done by isla, who's a jeweller by trade, but she does a mean portrait as well.

28th Jul 2006, 09:21