Urban Alchemy

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These are random moments in the life of an indecent designer and the city she loves.

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And can we really measure
If we think we're any better
than that skyline that goes on and on
forever, on and on...."

- Less Than Jake: Is This Thing On?

Everybody in this world wants the same damned thing-
just not at the same time.

-Chris Orbach: Jane

I could be condemned to hell for every sin but littering."

- Soul Coughing: Idiot Kings

I am a female, carbon based lifeform.
I am a New York City Native.
I am a Design Professional.
I take photographs.
I also sculpt, paint, create mosaics, and play with weapons.

And sometimes, I even dance about Architecture.

What I see, is what you get.

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Hey! It's this guy's Birthday today!!

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Er... the taller one.

Not the rooster.

Accent included.

Happy Birthday, Monster!


Caine says:

Happy Birthday! I know it will be great, if Elf has anything to do with it. ;) Many happy returns, Hurricane Monster.

12th Aug 2006, 05:06

bronxelf says:

I'm going to make a pineapple upsidedown cake. Cause he likes that sort of thing.


12th Aug 2006, 05:07

Caine says:

Oh, he is a pervert. I thought you'd be whipping up some sort of devilish twinkie surprise.

12th Aug 2006, 05:10

bronxelf says:

I do have a twinkie pan. I COULD fill the things with some kind of freak pineapple filling.

And pervert doesn't even begin to cover it.

12th Aug 2006, 05:12

Caine says:

And pervert doesn't even begin to cover it.

Ah, one of the good ones.

12th Aug 2006, 05:13

silar31 says:

Happy Birthday Monster!

b'elf, this picture is the funniest thing I've seen all week :-)

12th Aug 2006, 05:19

Dhamaka says:

Happy Birthday Monster!

12th Aug 2006, 05:21

FilbertFox says:

happy birthday.

pineapple upside down cake - since when has such a delight been a perversion?

12th Aug 2006, 06:44

bronxelf says:

There's got to be something perverse in it, it's his cake, aftrer all.

12th Aug 2006, 06:58

FilbertFox says:

fairy snuff

12th Aug 2006, 07:01

bronxelf says:

Well where am I going to get THAT at this late date?

12th Aug 2006, 07:05

FilbertFox says:

i always keep a stock for emergencies, shall i send some over the pond?

12th Aug 2006, 07:08

bronxelf says:

I dont think it will reach me in time. I shall have to improvise.

12th Aug 2006, 07:18

nige says:

a birthday holler to the Monster!

that is such a brilliant photo as well, 'elf. with his outfit and smile, he looks like a little boy just waiting for his turn to go on that ride :)

12th Aug 2006, 07:49

bronxelf says:

I would have paid plenty for him to do so...

wearing my propeller beanie.

12th Aug 2006, 07:52

Dhamaka says:


12th Aug 2006, 07:53

bronxelf says:

I think I DO have a photo of him in my beanie but even if I did, I couldn't post it.

He knows where I live, and all.

12th Aug 2006, 07:54

nige says:

heehee. he'd have looked a proper tweedle-dee in a propeller beanie...:D

12th Aug 2006, 07:54

bronxelf says:

*dies laughing*

You know, you may be on to something here...

12th Aug 2006, 07:56

FilbertFox says:

Fairy snuff needs no time to travel, check behind your right ear - it should be there

12th Aug 2006, 09:09

bronxelf says:

Oh great. Now you want me to put earwax in his cake.

12th Aug 2006, 09:11

FilbertFox says:

behind your ear not in, silly b'elf, thats where fairy snuff ends up when it travels to new folk

12th Aug 2006, 09:13

bronxelf says:

This is all getting very complicated. I don't want to poison the boy.

(I will, however, blog the cake adventure later.)

12th Aug 2006, 09:15

Twiglet says:

Very best wishes for a happy birthday. xx

12th Aug 2006, 09:32

bronxelf says:

Aww, thank you. He went to bed about 10 minutes ago (it's 4:37 am here now) but I'm sure he will get a big smile out of this when he wakes up. I will be seeing him later on today for cake baking.

12th Aug 2006, 09:34

FilbertFox says:

cake blogging is the bestest blogging ever

12th Aug 2006, 09:43

bronxelf says:

I will be happy to cakeblog.

There will be candles, too.

12th Aug 2006, 09:44

JokerXL says:

Happy B-day there!
(looking forward to the cake-blog)

12th Aug 2006, 09:59

Caine says:

Cake blogging is a good thing. Especially when you make the cake. *coughs quietly* I still want to see you pull off some sort of perverted pineapple twinkies, though.

12th Aug 2006, 11:19

bronxelf says:

I dont know if I can do that today. I've been too busy rebuilding the bionic ass in photoshop.

12th Aug 2006, 11:20

Caine says:

Doesn't have to be today, Elf. Perverted twinkies are timeless. Besides, I know how time consuming ass building can be.

12th Aug 2006, 11:23

bronxelf says:

Though now Im on forearm building. I think the bionic ass is as good as I can get it.

12th Aug 2006, 11:24

Caine says:

Ah. What happened to falling on your face? (If you're anything at all like me, I already know the answer.)

12th Aug 2006, 11:26

bronxelf says:

I was about to, and then Geodyne IMed me.

I blame her.

12th Aug 2006, 11:27

Gael says:

Cool! Have a great weekend ...

12th Aug 2006, 11:30

Geodyne says:

It's absolutely all my fault, but she's hopefully unconscious now.

I just about died with laughter when I saw Elf lining up this shot, and I'm howling now.

Happy bday, Monster!

12th Aug 2006, 11:42

Caine says:

Hopefully, if she's let that forearm go for now. What made me laugh the most about the shot was imagining Monster talking like Foghorn Leghorn. ;D

12th Aug 2006, 11:45

Geodyne says:

...that was the point of the shot....


12th Aug 2006, 11:50

daz says:

Happy Birthday! ;)

12th Aug 2006, 12:07

twfarlan says:

Happy Birthday, dude.

... rebuilding the bionic ass?

12th Aug 2006, 16:40

bronxelf says:

trav- I was retouching a nude photo of a friend. It's at an awkward angle.

12th Aug 2006, 19:44

yourhermione NLI says:

happy late bday. tried to call yesterday but no answer. sorry I missed it.

13th Aug 2006, 22:48